𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞. - chandler bing ♡︎

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|Monica's Apartment|

"Oh, i'm pretty sure this is the episode of Three's the Company where there is some kind of misunderstanding.." Chandler claims, pointing at the tv.

"Oh right, then i've already seen this then." Phoebe blankly says, grabbing the remote and switching it off. I sigh making Chandler put his arm around my shoulder.
"Are you done with this?" Monica questions, taking Joey's glass from him and returning to the kitchen.

"Yeah sorry m'lady, the swallowing slowed me down." I giggle at his response as he sits up."Who's little ball off paper is this?" I hear Monica say with the ball in her hands.

"I think it's Chandler's?" I say as he laughs sarcasticly then pushes me off the couch. "That would be mine, see i wrote a note to myself then i realized i didn't need it anymore so i scrunched it up.." He begins to say as he notices her staring at him. "And now i wish i was dead."

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As soon as we all started talking about Joey's love life, Monica kept fluffing the same cushions she did before. "She fluffed that pillow already. Mon you already know you fluffed-" Phoebe paused as she caught Monica giving her a look. I laughed her response.

"I mean it's fine." She continued. "Look, i'm sorry guys i just don't want to give them any more ammunition than they already have!" "Yes, i know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's living-room pillow." Chandler exclaims as he stands up and goes over to her and puts his arm around her.

She slaps his arm off and goes over to the lasanga. "Monica hi. Monica? stop it!" Phoebe says, we all look at her as she has never yelled before. "I mean, you're being all chaotic and swirly but, not in a good way."

"Yeah Mon, i agree with Phoebe, i think you should calm a bit you know?" I say as i go and put my arm around her.

"Yeah calm down a little, you don't see Ross being all chaotic and swirly everytime they visit!" Joey agrees but i slap his arm. "Not helping Joe!"

"That's because according to my parents, Ross can do wrong!" She implies. I frown at how stressed she is and go sit down.

"And apparently, they had this big ceremony before i was born." Rachel gasps. "Cmon Mon, you know that's not true-" She starts to say but Chandler interrupts her.

"Ew. ew. ew. ew. ew." He says, pointing directly at the window we stare through nearly every day.
"What? What is it?"" I say running over to him.
"Ugly Naked Guy got a thigh master!" Everyone else runs towards him and looks.

"Ew, that's disgusting." I say putting my head in the crook of Chandler's neck, making him smirk and put his arm around me.

We all turn around with Ross standing there at the door. "Carol's pregnant."