Pony

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Bruce was working in his lab listening to music. When the song changed to Pony by Ginuwine. Bruce looked up and shook his head. He started getting into the beat of the song. He sat in a chair and started dancing to the song. Bruce thrusted his hips up to the beat of the song then ran on the wall jumping on a table. Bruce took his shirt in the middle of him dancing. He thrusted his hips up and down on the table as if Nat was under him. He jumped another table and was on his knees touching his face. Bruce didn't notice that Natasha, Carol, Valkyrie, Shuri, and Wanda were standing there. That was until Valkyrie coughed getting his attention. Bruce saw them and fell of the table. He got up scrambling to turn the music. The girls all looked assumed as he turned off the music.

"So I was going to come get you for food but you seem to be busy." Natasha said making Bruce blush hard.

"I was doing science stuff." Bruce replied.

"Uh huh," Nat stated handing him his food.

"Excuse me what the hell was that?" Valkyrie asked. Bruce blushed hard as he took a bite from his burger.

"Yeah who taught you that?" Wanda asked.

"And why are you shirtless?" Carol probed.

Bruce put his shirt back on and Shuri chuckled before stating, "Who knew Banner had moves like that."

"Okay is no one really going to say it?" Valkyrie asked.

"Say what?" Nat questioned.

"Bruce were you a stripper?" She probed as Bruce was drinking soda until he choked on it.

He finally caught his breath saying, "What?"

"Well were you?" Natasha asked. "I mean it's not a big deal but were you?"

"Why dont you find out tonight?" Bruce shot back and Valkyrie groaned.

"I'm moving out. You guys have too much loud sex." She stated.

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