another page with Dōrĕmĭ!
basketball and blocky had now been searching for grassy for three days now, and evil leafy had caught notice of them. he went over and told Dōrĕmĭ grassy's friends were there, and searching for them.
"oh goodness. this is bad." said Dōrĕmĭ, voice being strangely soft at the time
"what are we going to do? they might view us as dangerous!" said evil leafy
"mainly you, but I see your point." said Dōrĕmĭ
"hey!" said evil leafy
"hmm? someones there! show yourselves!" called out basketball, startling both Dōrĕmĭ and evil leafy
"crap crap crap!" whispered evil leafy "now what?"
"I show myself, you teleport away." said Dōrĕmĭ
when basketball got closer, they only saw Dōrĕmĭ, getting up.
"slévān vănī cō? (who are you)" asked Dōrĕmĭ
"what?" asked basketball "do you, do you not speak english?"
"ah, my mistake. I'm used to using Hevgan." said Dōrĕmĭ "I asked who you are."
"oh. I'm basketball. I'm looking for someone." said basketball
*she's taking my appearance very well. this is odd.* "well, who is that person?" asked Dōrĕmĭ
"someone named grassy. do you know them?" asked basketball
then a high pitched screeching sound.
"crap. lignumvores!" called Dōrĕmĭ
that word greatly scared blocky. a lignumvore is something that eats wood and other hard natural materials.
"what's going on? who said lignumvore?" said blocky quickly, fear quickly encasing his voice.
"I did" said Dōrĕmĭ
"w, who are you?" blocky's voice was more of what Dōrĕmĭ expected
"I am Dōrĕmĭ." said Dōrĕmĭ "and I can quickly recognize such a screech."
"w, where are you going?" asked blocky, voice quivering
"I am too trying to find grassy. you two are on your own. I'm sure the being four will bring you back if you die in here." and with that Dōrĕmĭ ran off
"oh, no no no no no. I can't deal with a lignumvore!" said blocky "their teeth are like sharp broken glass!"
another high pitched screech.
then another, louder this time.
then, there they were. 5 of them
if you know what viva pinata is, then you might know about the sours. just think of the sour profitamole from that game, but brown and more sharp teeth. and BIGGER. MUCH BIGGER.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed blocky, running away from it.
basketball ran from them too. by this time Dōrĕmĭ had found evil leafy, telling him there was a few lignumvores she might need to deal with.
"I hate those things. to many teeth." said evil leafy
"I agree, but let's not waist time. If they die it might be weeks before anyone finds their corpses." said Dōrĕmĭ "of course there is also the chance of them being completely devoured, which means we would need to go to being four ourselves."
"why do you call him 'being four'?"
"ehh."
evil leafy was able to grab their battle axe quickly, and teleported to blocky and basketball.
"JUST KEEP RUNNING!" screamed blocky, losing his breath. the evil forest was huge and hard to leave
"eh? what's that?" asked basketball looking back
they saw evil leafy, charging at the lignumvores with their battle axe, then hitting straight on. the other 4 ran away after seeing their ally being killed on the spot.
"stupid lignumvores." said evil leafy, almost missing blocky and basketball
"th, th, th, THAT'S EVIL LEAFY!" yelled blocky
"crikey! calm down! I just saved your lives!" said evil leafy, grumpily, now holding a bloody battle axe
basketball could do nothing but stare.
"common, you too need to find a safer place to rest. you guys look like you need rest." said evil leafy
"OH NO NO NO, I'M NOT GOING TO BE NEAR YOU! NOPE NOPE NOPE!" yelled blocky, walking away
"look, blocky, I just saved your life. WHY YOU ACTIN' LIKE A COMPLETE ZOROFOR?" asked evil leafy
a zorofor was another name for totusvores. anything that could eat anything, but that specific nickname was for more violent totusvores. objects are peaceful totusvores, most of the time. also, if this was a object show within the object universe, that word would be bleeped out.
"c, calm down! both of you!" basketball's voice had now returned. "and evil leafy, watch your language!"
evil leafy huffed.
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Monsters multi-object au
Fanfictionin a place where kindness is a rarity, a being known as a monster becomes friends with normal objects. fear is strong, but friendship may as well be stronger
