Dunno I was bored

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In cops and crime verse.

The bad Sanses were caught after robbing a donut shop and are now in jail.

Bad Sanses: *siting on the floor behind the bars*

Nightmare: *growls* You couldn't be satisfied with just pizza! No! You needed donuts!

Cross: ...But they looked so good. And it wasn't just me, Horror also wanted to eat them!

Dust: Horror will eat anything *looks over to Horror*

Horror: *biting the bars with passion*

Dust: ...Literally.

Error: IdiOts *sitting in a corner playing with his strings*

Nightmare: *sees error playing with his strings* Wait you can use your magic?

Error: *looks at him and raises a eyebrow* Uh duH?

Nightmare: Then stop playing around and get us out of here!

Error: I cAn't *goes back to playing with the strings*

Nightmare: And why not?

Error: BecAuse iT's Not iN tHe scRipt.

Nightmare: What script?

(Author: Error, stop breaking the forth wall!)

Error: SorRy.

Nightmare: I don't need an apology! I need a way out of this damn place!

Dust: I don't think the apology was for yo-

Nightmare: It better be. *glare*

Error: It wAsn't.

Nightmare: *pretends he didn't hear* What's taking Killer so long!

Cross: Maybe he won't come to bail us out. *remembers when he posted on internet pictures of Killer practicing kisses with his knife*

Dust: No, he will come. He won't waste this perfect opportunity to make fun of us.

Nightmare: Then he better be fast or else I-

Killer: Or else what?~ *smirks from the other side of the bars*

Dust: Took you long enough.

Killer: Hey~ guess who is free and you're not~

Nightmare: Just get us out of here.

Killer: Umm I don't know~ *rubs his shin*

Nightmare: *sight* Fine what do you want?

Killer: Remember that thing I asked you last week-

Nightmare: NO.

Dust: What did he ask?

Killer: You sure? *playing with the keys in his hands*

Nightmare: *growls* FINE!

Killer: Nuice! *unlocks the door*

Dust: *walks to Killer* What did you ask him last week? *whispers*

Killer: It's a secret~ *winks to Nightmare*

Nightmare: *growls but slightly blushes*

Cross: How did you get rid of the star dorks?

Killer: *grinning darkly* Easy~

*They walk out of the jail only to see a crowd of cops outside surrounding a cart of ice cream, amongst them was Ink and Blue screaming for ice cream*

Dust: *snort* Cops are so dumb.

Horror and Cross: Ice cream!! *runs to the ice cream card*

Killer: ....I should've probably seen that coming.

Nightmare: *facepams*

Error: ...I alSo waNt ice crEam.

Cross: *runs through the crowd*

Horror: *eating people's ice cream from their hands, accidentally eating the hands too*

Cross: *cuts in line* I want a chocolate flavor ice cream!

Ink: Hey wait in the line like everyone else! *Looks at him only to realize it's Cross*

Cross: The bad guys don't follow rules!
*jumps inside the cart and begins eating all the ice cream*

Ink: What the- *turns around and sees Nightmare and the others* The bad Sanses broke out!

Killer: Shit. RUN.

Nightmare, Killer, Dust and Error: *running and leaving the other two behind*

Nightmare: Error make a portal!

Error: CaN't.

Nightmare: Error open a fucking portal or else I'll tell Cross who stole all his chocolate! And you know how he gets when someone eats his chocolate!

Error: ... *opens a portal*

And they all left, well except for Cross and Horror, duh.

~The End~

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