you are a mystery to all until a it happen your discovered and all because of that darn plant carl
hope nobody minds my writing style its more like a script :/
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y/n: how do i look carl
carl: meow
translation= basic bich
y/n:.... i hope you said pretty... although i have a strange feeling you didnt
today is my day i brush my teeth twice and put on several layers of antiperspirant and put my hair up in a neat bun today i decided tto actually dress like... i have a job i pet calr grab my bag and walk out the door the cold air from outside imedieatly hitting my bare legs making me shiver i run to my car immedeatly turning the heat all the way up this will be my first time having a real....civilized ....conversatin with real life idols ... like bts
y/n: EEEEE
you let out high pitch squeal theyre all so handsome and famous its as if reality is altered i pull up to the building my stomach doing backflips all of a sudden i dont think i can do it
y/n: i cant do it
i borrow my face in my palms theyre too famous for me the room literally glows when theyre in it im not worth im but a peasantile compared to the greatness i shall bow before theyre extremely rich and famous feet and i shall do nothing but shed a small peasnty tear beneath them
y/n: im not worthy ....WOE IS ME
im quivering out of my big girl pantie and they took 7 YEARS to put on i cant lose them now i pull up these hypothetical panties and get out of my car slamming the door with the remain confidence i have the cold are harrassing my bare legs i walk to the door and.... i stand there shaking .....
y/n:... i cant do this
i can do this
y/n: im going to puke
no im going to swallow my puke and walk in the building
y/n: im going to die on the spot
no no no im going to die later on...after this is over at least...dying can wait
???: excuse me
i look back at a woman who looks to be one of the stylist due to her large bag probably filled with makeup shes waiting for me to move out of the way of the door i bow and and back away she flashes a small fake smile and walks in i stand there basking in the shame
y/n:... okay
tug on my jacket and walk in the building i dig in my pocket looking for my key card to get access to the hall where im supposed to be i get a glance at my watch while scanning it im five minutes late for being ten mintutes early now im only going to be 5 minute early and that makes me a loser only losers arrive on time or late ...of five minute early you open the door and walk down the empty hall so empty surprisingly empty ...suspiciously empty i never get to go to meeting so im excited to sit in the spinny chairs i walk into the room expecting no one to be here you freeze
