This will be a crack fic so not really a oneshot but super funny. Now onto the oneshot.
Inpu POV
I was thinking about Solis and Bryan. You see I really like Bryan but I knew Solis since forever. I decided to start thinking if Bryan first. I wonder what he looks like without......his socks on since I wanna be gay with him. But Solis on the other hand is adorable and such a bean. I just can't pick.Author POV
Little did Inpu know two demi gods where watching him.Solis POV
I can't help but look at dadpu. Know that I think about it just so you guys don't get confused I call him dadpu since he is my...crush and has the body of a dad.Bryan POV
I could only imagine Inpu with what he would look like without his glasses. He is so handsome with his glasses on. I must have him.Author POV
They both jumped into his room and asked him out at the same time. Inpu had to make a choice.Inpu POV
Do I want the gay one or the other gay one hmmmm. Bryan is handsome while Solis is straight bean welll gay bean. I think I know who to choose. "I choose....Magnus since they are my sibling and I care about them more than a relationship."Author POV
Don't kill me I will sue! Fine you can have what you want. (Starts rewinding the tape)Inpu POV
"I choose Solis!" Solis was super happy and hugged me. Bryan sighed but nodded and said we could still be friends. Me and Solis then lived our best lives until Cassie came into the picture.Hope you enjoyed and see you in the next oneshot.