Han walking into the dorm to rant about his day to Minho: so like I made a mistake-
Minho: dude,your whole life is a mistake.
Bangchan cooking in the kitchen,then hyunjin comes in to get a taste,he whacks him in the head with a spoon: don't.fucking.think.about.IT
*Stray kids are getting drunk*
Skz expect chan: we can handle a cup of heavy vodka.
*a few moments later*
Bangchan: FELIX STOP GRINDING ON CHANGBIN,HAN STOP TWERKING ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE THE FUCK SEUNGMIN WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A KNIFE BEHIND CHANGBIN,OH MY GOD I.N STOP BITING ON KKAMI OML MINHO STOP MAKING BUNDLES I-
Han having a convo with hyunjin
Han: so like people are drooling over my ass,like hell even insects are obsessed!
Hyunjin: what happened?
Han: a bee bit my ass this afternoon,so yep I'm pretty attractive.
I.N from the other side of the couch: please stop-
YOU ARE READING
Stray kids crack yEehaW
Humor*clears throat* hi stays here's your daily doses of stray kids crack,yeet~
