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"Why must you scream? Screaming is so loud and obnoxious

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"Why must you scream? Screaming is so loud and obnoxious. Death isn't as scary as you think. It's something beautiful."

"Now where do you think your going? I haven't even gotten the champagne yet and you already want to leave?"

"A toast. To our..third date. A night to die for."

"You cheated on me? Shame. I was looking forward to our third date this month. Looks like I have to turn it down now."

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