𝗠𝗜𝗭𝗣𝗔𝗛 - excerpts from books I'll never write

➪ Three

"So... from 1 to 10, how badly do you want to slap me?"

"At this point, I'm not sure you can measure my anger in numbers."

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Eloise has died. After two years of suffering on earth because of her sister's death, she finally died in a freak car accident. However, now a complication has arisen: there is an afterlife. A choice between heaven and hell leaves Eloise stranded alone in the fiery pits of the underworld, searching for her sister. Well, she's not really 'alone', but the only other guy there is the satanic god of the underworld: Lucifer Satan Devil. (Yes, that's his real name)

Now, Eloise has to put up with the most whiney, self-obsessed, sarcastic dude she's ever met and try and find a way to hunt down the only person she ever cared for. But hell has a lot more layers than meet the eye, and the deathly god may not have complete rule after all...

➪Description of my never-to-be-completed book, 'To Hell and Back'