Dang it, Martha. (Hamilton shitpost)

Those damn ghost children

"Martha."

"What."

"The doorbell rang."

"I can't hear the TV, George."

"It's the pizza man."

"We didn't get pizza."

"Maybe you didn't."

"God damn it, George."

"I'm hungry Martha."

"We have food in the fridge, George."

"But I bought Pizza."

"I don't want pizza."

"Well that's good because I didn't buy you any."

"How kind."

"I know, I'm great."

"You better not go get that pizza, George."

"It's just pizza."

"It's also the wrong timeline, George."

"Stop breaking the forth wall, Martha. The chapters only just started."

"Hipocracy."

"You hear that, Martha?"

"No George. I don't. Because your talking too loud."

"It's the sound of bullshit."

"What did I expect."

"Clearly not that."

"George I'm trying to watch TV."

"And I'm trying to get pizza."

"Are we seriously arguing about this."

"Yes. Now let me eat."

"Go get food from the fridge."

"The only 'food' in the fridge are our Halloween decorations."

"Those are children, George."

"Scared the hell out of me."

"You commanded a whole army of soldiers but are scared of children?"

"Same thing if you dress them right."

"w h a t  d o e s  t h a t  e v e n  m e a n"

"It means that they are dead."

"No it does not."

"Well the children are dead in the fridge."

"That doesn't mean they are soldiers. How did they even end up in the fridge?"

"..."

"George?"

"..."

"George, you didn't kill them, did you?"

"oh, god no. The last time we got pizza, I poisoned one half and fed them it."

"So, you killed them?"

"No, the pizza killed them."

"George. This is why we can't have nice things."

"Then I should probably get out of the house."

"The pizza man is out there."

"The pizza is getting cold, Martha."

"I will unleash my army of ghost children on you."

"Those damn ghost children."