Evil Dread

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama, I welcomed the All Stars to the newly decontaminated Island. Then, it was Heroes Vs Villains, diving into shark infested waters in search of the one key that would unlock the door to the all new McLean Spa Hotel, for winners only. Thanks to Scott's cowardly fear of sharks, we learned that in every robot beats the heart of a spaniard. In this case, Alejandro. And, while Alejandro may not hold the key to Heather's heart anymore, he did hold the key to the spa hotel, and victory for the Villainous Vultures. And the Heroic Hamsters bid farewell to Total Drama champion, Hiro, via our newest and most humiliating commode of transportation: The Flush of Shame. Who will be the next to pop trough the pooper? Find out right now, on Total...Drama...All Stars.

(Theme Song; Skipped)

Chester: There's a storm coming danbbit.

Svetlana: I'm scarred. After all these years he's going to return

Vito: Hey yo, ho we gonna stop this goombah?

Manitoba: Hush mates, Mike is waking up.

Mike: uh huh, wuzzat? *Looking around,still groggy from sleep* you guys say something?

*The Camera pans over the other boys in the cabin, all fast asleep, Sam still cluthing his Gameguy.*

*A mosquito suddenly lands on Sam's ear and begins draining an absurd amount of  blood, leaving Sam rather pale.*

*Mike shrugs and goes back to sleep.*

*The bloated mosquito sloshes and flies trough the boys window to the girl's side.*

*The camera pawns on Courtney.*

*A sudden flash from Sierra's phone makes Courtney bolt up awake.*

Courtney: Ugh, what the heck?

Zoey: Courtney? What's Wrong?

Lindsay: What's going on?

Luna: I was having a beautiful dream.

Lily: I was dreaming about getting my revenge at Court Ney for eliminating my boyfriend away.

Courtney: What's wrong here is that we're sharing a cabin with a super fan with a bad case of crazy. And we all except for you voted him out, he was useless.

Lily: You know who else is useless? Justin.

Lindsay: Courtney convinced us to. It wasn't our fault that Hiro is gone, it's Courtney's.

Courtney: Hey!

Sierra: Hehehehe, Hey Girls, I've updated the sleeping section of your picture gallery on my fan site, whee *brandishes her phone and giggles*

Luna: Somebody is getting crazy due to Cody not being here with us.

Lily: Yeah.

(Confessional; Sierra)

/Sierra: hate to break Chris's rules about smuggling special items like my cellphone *Shows a picture of Cody in the shower, terrified and holding up a towel to cover his crotch* But I have to keep my TD blogs current. *Typing* Zoey's even sweeter than she is on TV. Luna is a love desperate just like me. Courtney is even... *Pauses and looks at the camera* ...Courtney-er than ever!, Lily is heartbroken after Hiro was eliminated unfairly. *pulls the phone back to herself* It's better this way! Last time, i had a teensy bit of a problem with the internet with drall. Without this link to Cody Wody, I'd probably loose my mind.\

(Confessional Over)

Sierra: Oh internet never leave me!

Luna: Sierra, you need to hide your phone, Dakota and Sam lost their stuff by Chris, I don't want you to be the same way.

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