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blasie.rod  -Ron do you think pansy is lying :/

chicken.ron  -tbh i think not😶

blasie.rod  -help me steal her phone so i can look through it plz🥺

chicken.ron  -Im eating mcdonalds 🍔🍟

blasie.rod  -your tummy can wait >:((

chicken.ron  -yeah yeah ok fine🙄

blasie.rod  -thank you!!!11!


                  blasie.rod

                      Clearly im the FBI🤙🏾

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                      Clearly im the FBI🤙🏾


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                   pots&pans  -arrest me DADDY 🥵🥵lol jk 

                   blondie -I prefer not to be in prison thanks 😇

                   im.just.harry  -^if you were how would i see you🥺💕

                   blondie -oh harry you sappy bitch 😌💅

                   im.just.harry  -HeyyYYYY!!



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                 Blasie POV

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               So my plan was to see if pansy was really hooking up with Lucy.But to do that i had to steal Pansy's phone but we are not talking anymore so, plan B.

Break into her house then look thorough her phone and exit her house like tarzan .This would would be going smoothly if it weren't for Ron's slow ass taking forever to pick me up.He finally showed up,"Damm you took a whole 3000 year my skin is sagging".Ron rolled his and drove on.

We were going to Pansy's cheap-ass house im kidding it's pretty fine.We finally got there and and i ran quickly to the window of the side of the house.Pansy was doing yoga,but clearly doing it wrong.I told her a dozen times that not how you do the downward dog,maybe anal but anyways she was distracted and she left her phone on the kitchen counter perfect.

I went to the other side other house."Ron,open the window"i whispered yelled."Why can't you do it".i rolled my eyes "I just cleaned my nails and this bitch doesn't clean her windows".

Thank god she always forgets to lock her windows.I climbed in quietly and looked around for her phone.Aha,it was next to the coffee maker and then i snatched and climbed back outside."Mission complete now let's go Ron".


                  blasie.rod

                       Back from my mission with ron 😈🖤

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                       Back from my mission with ron 😈🖤

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                  luney.toons  - uh oh what you do😳

                  red.head  -OMG DID YOU GUYS FUCK😏👏👏

                  blondie  -BLARION 🌈😌💅

                 im.just.harry -Is it TRUEEE?!?!?😶😨🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

                  book.worm -You all are bad at spelling.


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 !OH I DID IT AGAIN! 🎤🎶

I updated, yeah you guessed it everyone in this story is not cannon.😋

But cannon sucks because NO DRARRY😭

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