𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 || 𝓚𝓲𝓶 𝓣𝓪𝓮𝓱𝔂𝓾𝓷𝓰

Demigoddess on earth

Chapter - 2

"So Mr ki-Taehyung, you are not human? You are "the devil"?" I asked. This was a superb script for a novel or a fantasy movie.An angel being punished for his deeds and now he came to earth due to some heaven shaking prophecy.

He came of so intimidating when I first saw him but now after taking a tour with him to the clinic and seeing him being so whiny about some bandages I changed my mind faster than a fly.

"Well you don't believe me demigoddess! Do you?" He snickered. Laying back into the chair and taking a sip of his caramel macchiato disapprovingly.

"Of course I do! I am an angel too remember- oh wait demigoddess?" I couldn't help but chuckle at the realism of his plot and the way he was saying it. His expressions were really something to observe.

"You know I can't believe I'm actually here." I thought for a second and sighed.

"In the cafe? You prefer a strip club? Naughty!" Taehyung amused. I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

"No Mr Kim here with you. A history substitute teacher who seems to be caught up in the before Common era. God, devil, Lucifer, angels and whatnot." I smirked.

"You think I'm lying? I never lie demigoddess!" He said placing a hand on his heart as if he's hurt by my words.

"You are the devil you don't have a heart and when are you gonna stop calling me a demigoddess whatever that means in your Bible innuendos."

"Well, that's what you humans think about me but I do have a heart! And about your latter query, how about never demigoddess?" He smiled.

"Fine Taehyung but let me ask you one thing-" "Oh I can answer your questions all day. Make that two." He said with a smile plastered on his face.

"Okay, no offence but how the hell did you even get the job as a substitute and second do you practice blackmagic or something like voodoo shit?" I muttered the latter part under my breath.

"Oh! Not even in the name of hell! I wouldn't offer things to myself or my servants. Would I demigoddess? And about the job well, don't mean to flex but I can pretty much do everything that these slow witted humans takes years to and still they screw it up! Well take Mel Gibson for example, that bimbo did it twice! I mean twice! It really takes some balls to fuck it up again. Not that I'm saying mine are small. " He cracked a smile.

"Okayyy! Well I don't need to hear about the size of your testis Taehyung." I sent him a tight lipped smile.

"Oh you wanna see them?" He asked in surprise.

"That's not what I meant. Do you understand of how dickish you sound?" I raised my eyebrows and he shook his head in denial,"Most certainly I don't demigoddess!"

"Well now that you are on mid guard-" he almost choked on his drink in the urgency to correct me,"That's norse mythology! What are you 7?" He barged in a high pitched voice.

"This is enough bullshit for one day Taehyung. You are the fallen angel and I used to be an angel-oh demigod plus angel? Not that I know what it means. We both were punished and now you rule the hell and I'm struck on earth. Wow! Can I take this story for my literature project Taehyung and you can help me out maybe?" I asked hopefully. The idea was good and well it was better if I get his help. He does seems to know a lot about this whole bible thing and literature too.

"I'm not going to help you with a cretinous project! I have more thought provoking and stimulating work to do. Maybe an orgy?" He was almost offended when I asked him for help for my project. I don't get how on earth he got the job as the teacher!

I covered my face with my hands. Like seriously a fucking orgy is more thought provoking than writing a literary essay!

"Tell me honestly how did you get this job Taehyung. I'll seriously kill you if you lie!" I groaned.

"First of all I never lie and second of all Necrophilia? Kinky! Mr Min recommended me! Not like I'm here with these dumb witted oafs for long! One Willie foo foo literally asked me who was hitler!" He chuckled in disbelief.

"Taehyung I'm swearing to god if you ever bring up something like this again I'll chop you to pieces and throw them away for the crows. I mean Necrophilia seriously!"

"Would you two like something else?" The waitress asked, clearly eyeing Taehyung with extreme carnal fascinations. And I guess that "something else" classify for some stripping.

"I know that look very well my dear!" He got up from the table and I couldn't help but cringe.

"See you soon demigoddess! I'll try to take out my time for your project. Well looks like someone is eager! That's our cue to leave!" Taehyung smirked. The girl was all up over him, like she was possessed. Like nobody literally pounce on a man they see at a cafe.

Something about this man was captivating but of course I knew his head was not straight like who the fucks call themselves Lucifer!
He was cocky and rude but honestly I don't think that he has any idea about that.
The way he talks it's kind of fascinating. I can't help but find his speech humours deep down. It's like walking with a comedian. Humour is naturally inbuilt in his speech, he doesn't need to try. Although his jokes are a little offensive but come on! He pulls them off pretty smoothly.