「 Han gets a baby delivered on his door step 」
❀Minsung
✐lowercase intended
✎this was made for EnTerTaiNmenT 100% fiction
✐ I don't own anything besides the plot
✎ there are most likely many typos
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𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠 : 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟏�...
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jisung entered the apartment and immediately laid on the couch "finally"
turning on his pone he went to check his messages
- 2 unread messages
jisung clicked to see the messages both were from felix
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Felix
Hey is it okay if i come over?
Yes? okay cool, whats ur AddReSs
Why?
Bc we are FriEnDs now
sesame street rd apartment 127 second floor
Be on the lookout~
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getting up from the couch jisung walked to the kitchen to make some snacks for himself and felix. After deciding on making ramen he started to boil the water, while waiting for it he decided he should change before felix arrived.
hearing a knock on the door jisung assumed it was felix "wow right as i finished, BE RIGHT THERE" turning off the stove he scurried along the floor with his squirrel slippers
as he reached for the door there was another knock "you're so impatie-"
"jisung
why is there a baby on your doorstep"
"it's not mine i swear"
"then why would it be delivered here"
"felix it's a baby not a pizza from dominos, this is DEfinEtly not MY order"
"Okay but HYPoTHTicaLLY IF it is yours, are you keeping it"
"it's not mine and i think it's a he" pointing at the toddler sat on the couch
"I said hypothetically"
"sure? I don't know! what do we do?!"
"well do you want him?"
"felix thats KIDNApping"
"no he's awake, it's not time for jokes sorry, look we can go to the police tomorrow morning" felix started walking towards the front door
"Where are you going? You can't leave me" jisung felt his heart drop like 100ft , he wasn't confident that he could care for a child alone
"well i'm staying over by the looks of it so I need clothes and other stuff"
"hurry back" playing with the sleeves of his hoodie he watched as felix left
"hi, i'm-" han waved at the baby in front of him but was cut off
"papa!" grabbing jisungs pointer finger with his tiny fist he pulled him towards the seat
"no i'm not your papa" jisung could fell himself start to panic
"you PAPA" the small human was quiet loud even for him "PAPA PAPA PAPA" the child kept calling out for jisung VERY loudly, not wanting to get a noise complaint jisung started thinking of things he could say but what came out was
"Yea i'm papa-wait-" he started waving his free hand frantically as if that was going to solve the issue
"YAY PAPA" letting go of hans finger the baby started clapping and giggling. jisung tilted his head in adoration of the tiny human in front of him and felt himself smiling
"Baby needs to be quiet or papa is going to be in timeout" jisung whispered to the baby calling himself papa so that hopefully the baby understood
"shhhhh timeout is bad papa can't go time out" the tiny human in front of him brought his finger to his mouth and started whispering
"papa?" sitting criss-cross facing his 'papa' he lightly tapped his arm
"yes?"
"i'm ah-ah" he opened his mouth and pointed inside
"you're hungry?" the baby quickly nodded
"can babies eat ramen?" mumbling to himself he didn't think the baby heard him
"Ramean! papa make ramean" not being able to pronounce the dish correctly caused for jisung to laugh at him
"papa smiley" the baby started giggling pointing at jisungs face
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"oh fuck felix" standing up from his seat he placed the chopsticks down
"hey-"
"fuck" jisungs eyes widen turning his head to the baby
"jisung u taught him 'fuck' I left for 15 MinUtes"
"nono i said it right now" jisung sighed and put his hands over his face. felix walked over and served himself a plate sitting on the other side of the baby
"hey you can't say that word" felix bent down to the baby's height
"why no?" the baby stuffed his face using a fork since he didn't know how to use chopsticks
"because fuck is a nono word"
"oh nono fuck"
"good luck with that" felix laughed and pointed at jisung finding the whole thing amusing; jisung however was starting to panic, felix noticed this and went to his side
"hey look at me" jisung raised his head towards him, felix engulfed him in a hug "you'll be okay we will figure it out"
"thanks" softly smiling jisung let go of felix feeling better