life beyond the shoe

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the nikes

they outgrew them

men's size 13 nikes just wasn't big enough for the family

they all grew up

they got married

they each had 84 children just like their parents

imagine that

having 84 children

84 children in law

7,056 grandchildren

and they each have 84 children just like their parents

that's 49,787,136 great grandchildren

but don't forget the fact that they're all living in one shoe

but what about the other one you ask?

maddie ziegler

she stole the shoe just like she stole all the solos

like how she always stole the top of the pyramid

what if tall girl wanted to be at the top?

she's probably the only one that could reach

any ways

so that's 2 parents

84 children

7056 grandchildren

49,787,136 grandchildren

all living in one size 13 nike MENS SIZE 13 FYI

that's 49,784,278 people living in one nike

that isn't big enough

a size 13 nike is like the size of a foot

49 million potato sex babies is like half the population of the world

they're taking over

49 million people can barely fit on the world

but now they're being stuck in a shoe?

imagine how it feels when you accidentally drop something

you've probably just made another potato sex doll by doing that

anyways

i ate the family dog

hi mum x

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