Kidnapped by oil London (Jimin x Oli London)

Fake Love

Police Officer: the detective will now interview you all

ARM nodded while Jin was screeching at the others to behave

The door opened and they found a detective with shaggy black hair and sleepy dark eyes that looked emotionless, he wore baggy pants and a white top and his posture was strange

???: I am L

(that's right its L from death note)

J-hope: Hiiii I'm J-hope and I'm your hope

Yoongi:....protect this cinnamon roll

V: its okay, Jungkook can protect me

Jin: STFU OR YOUR WASHING THE DISHES!

ARM: *ahem* hello, we are BTS. We've been told you wanted to interview us?

L: yes, I want you to tell me everything you know about Park Jimin

*Meawhile in Jimin's Prsion'

Jimin sat in his cage trying to think of an escape plan

Old London: honey I'm home~

Jimin looked disgusted but he remembered the plan and gave a fake smile

Jimin: hello my plastic lover *holds barf*

Oli London: OMGGG YOU ADMITTED WERE DATING AHHHH~

Jimin hesitantly nods

Jimin: hey honey bunny, how about you let me out and we can take a walk together

Oli London: of course, I'm sure your tiny legs are tired

Jimin: I'm not that short!

Step 1 of the plan 'get to know where the exits are' is complete

Step 2 'gain Oli's trust'

Oli and Jimin walk around and Oli takes Jimin's hand

Jimins mind: ewww his hand feels faker than Kim Kardashian's ass

Oli: hehehe were holding hands like a couple

Jimin holds in his barf

Jimin: yeah.....

Jimin's mind: those idiots better come save me

*meanwhile yoongi*

Yoongi: Jimin? There is no Jimin in ba sing sae

ARM: *inhales* BOI GET YOUR KITTEN BUTT HERE RIGHT NOW

Yoongi: what is it ARM?

ARM: Go help Jin clean Jimin's room

Yoongi: fineeeeeee

Yoongi goes in Jimin's room and finds Jin cleaning and having a breakdown

Jin: EVERYTHING IS SO DIRTYYYYY *sniff* GOOD BOIS CLEAN THERE ROOMS BEFORE THEY GET KIDNAPPPPPPPPEEEDDD

Yoongi slowly closes the door

Yoongi: I am not getting involved with that

He walks away to go take a cat nap