Just some cute, fluffy one shots of our South Park characters. There isn't enough fluff out there so I decided to write some. No Smut. No angst. No depression. Just nice and fluffy fluff :3. Requests are aloud but I'll only do them if you include wh...
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So this chapter is based off of this ^. I saw it and it was just too amazing not to make a one shot of it. And who would fit better than Kyle and Kenny? No one, that's who. Oh yeah, and they're like 16 in this one.
3rd POV
It was around midday, but early enough to still hear the birds chirping and the morning sun shining brightly down on everything. A certain red head was napping peacefully on a green couch, laying on his stomach and his face stuffed into a small throw pillow. His arm dangled off the side of the furniture, not long enough to reach the floor. The door in the living room to outside was oddly left open, letting yellow sunlight spill into the room. Why left the door open? Why Kenny did, of course. The blond was lifting on the floor in front of the couch that held his sleeping boyfriend and saw many birds outside from the window next to the door. Unlike leaving the animals alone like any normal person would, Kenny decided it would be a good idea to go outside and mess with the poor things.
After spotting the birds, Kenny had ran upstairs and got dressed in a white short sleeved shirt and orange basketball shorts. He was in such a hurry that he sprinted out the door, forgetting to close it behind him. Now he was chasing the birds around the lawn, giggling and laughing like crazy. He crouched low to the ground, eyeing a small blue and grey bird in front of him. He slowly crept towards it, only focused on the bird. When he got a good distance from the bird, he slowly raised his hands before quickly snatching the bird in his hands. He didn't actually except to catch the thing, so his eyes widened when he saw he was holding a bird.
The animal was pretty calm for just being randomly snatched from where it was. Kenny panicked, his mind racing. "KYLE!!" He screeched, running towards the door. Said person groaned, rolling over onto his side. "KYYYYYLLLEEEEE!!!!!!" Kenny yelled, now right outside the door. He still held the bird in his hands, the animal making small chirps every now and then. Kyle lifted his head, glaring at the open door "Whaa..?" he groaned. "I CAUGHT A BIRD!" Kenny was still yelling, the bird chirped, the yelling had scared the poor thing. Kyle gave a lazy hum of acknowledgment "Cool" he mumbled. His eyes snapped open and he fell off the couch in surprise "WAIT WHAT?!" "I SAID I CAUGHT A BIRD!" "WHY????" "I DON'T KNOW!" Kenny whined, the bird flapping their wings frantically.
"WELL, PUT IT BACK!"
"WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA?"
"THEN YOU'RE SLEEPING OUTSIDE TONIGHT"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?????"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Kyle shot up into a sitting position. Standing up, he practically ran to the door where he saw Kenny with the small blue and grey bird in his hands. The bird had settled down now since the yelling had stopped. They both kinda just sat in silence for a moment, staring at the creature in Kenny's hands.
"....... Can we keep 'em?" Kenny asked, looking at Kyle with his best puppy eyes. Kyle pinched bridge of his nose "No Kenny, you can't just go outside and catch a wild bird and expect to keep it. You have to let it go" he stated. "But whyyyyyyyy??!" Kenny pouted. "Because it's a wild animal! What if it has a family that's waiting to 'em to get back. And if you keep it them they'll never get to see their family again." Kyle pointed behind Kenny, his other hand place firmly on his hip. "Oooooh ok" Kenny smiled and turned around, taking a few steps before crouching and gently placing the bird onto the grass. He stood back up and waved at the bird "Bye bird, it was fun playing with you. " The bird gave a small chirp before flying off. Kyle crossed his arms and scoffed at his boyfriends childish actions, he leaned on the doorway. Kenny looked back at Kyle, who gave the blond a small nod "You did the right thing, "
Kenny let out a laugh, a toothy grin following. Kyle rolled his eyes before planting a kiss on Kenny's cheek. The two went back inside, this time actually closing the door behind them.
This one isn't as long as the last two, I couldn't think of anything else to add. Hopefully y'all liked it anyways. Like always, don't be scared to point out any grammar or spelling mistakes. Requests are always open. That's all, have a nice day/night!
Edit: Ok so while I was writing this wattpad had a stroke and right after publishing this, I decided I wanted to mention it cause it's funny as hell
