hi sorry for not updating for a few days,
i had a bunch of tests i had to study for but they're done now 😼😼👍
anyways how is everyone feeling after IN生 trailer?
felix's mullet 😳😳
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'holy shit this must be a dream,' minho thought as he watched chan walk down the stairs, chan looked utterly perfect. minho blushed at the sight of chan, "so, mind telling me why you brought minho to our house?" chan tapped his foot, eyes flicking from jisung to minho.
"well you see i- ummm... i-i found him in the trash," chan gave him a concerned look. "whAT NO-" "I MEAN- i found him next to the trash can," jisung corrected himself, giving minho an apologetic look. "no, well yes, basically this scary man threatened to sell me on amazon, smh," minho shook his head, completely forgetting chan was there.
"he did not!" jisung gasped in surprise, "oH yes he did, i was physically sweating at the thought," minho dramatically yelled. "god, amazon's a scary place," jisung mumbled, minho nodded. "um, hello? i exist???" chan joked. "oh fuck right, give me a second," minho excused himself from the conversation and walked outside of the house, making sure to close the door.
"AH WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I MANAGE TO GET INTO 3RACHA'S HOUSE AND MEET THE LOML CHRISTOPHER FUCKI-" a hand was placed over his mouth. "geez you talk a lot," chan laughed. minho blushed.
"alright love birds stop flirting," jisung rolled his eyes at the blushing boys. "so u-uh minho do you want to stay for dinner?" chan asked the flustered boy. 'fuck this is a one in a life time chance,' he thought, thinking about the groceries he never bought. "Y-YES! i-i mean yes!" he corrected himself. chan giggled at the shy boy, "let's go," he intertwined his fingers with minho's, causing him to have a heart attack.
"do you wanna go meet changbin while jisung makes the food because he lost uno?" minho nodded, still not processing what was happening. "changbin we have a guest!" chan knocked on the expensive looking door, "what is-" changbin made eye contact with minho before glaring at chan.
"how did this happen?" changbin asked, arms crossed. "well jisung found him next to our trash can because he was hiding from a man that threatened to sell him on amazon..." changbin's eyes widened. "oh god no not amazon, my child are you okay?!" changbin's attitude changed completely.
"what the fuck?? why is everyone scared of amazon??" chan asked confused. changbin and minho gave him a horrified look. "you don't wanna know," changbin and minho muttered at the same time.
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stream gods menu to 100M 😾😾
sorry about the shorter chapter, i'm tired but i still wanted to update + i have hw 😭👎
