𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙃𝙖𝙞𝙠𝙮𝙪 𝙊𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙨🧍‍♀️

*Tsukkisaurus is typing....*

"Les go to the beach beach-"

"Ninki Minjaj" Tsukishima finished your sentence while looking down at his book.

"You guys are fucking weirdos" Kageyama looked up and just stared at the two of you, mouth gaped.

"Says you, king" Tsukishima looked up and snarled at the setter.

"Shut up-" you slapped a hand over Tsukishima's mouth and watched him drop his book to tear the hand off his face.

"Ew-"

Bish dis payback-

"Don't-" you warned, he put his hands up in surrender, closing his lips tight.

"Don't you think we should get going now? We don't wanna be late, right?" Yamaguchi mentioned. 

"He's right! Let's go!" Hinata excitedly jumped up as Kageyama pushed him to sit down while muttering 'shut up, boke'

"All right, all right. We'll get going now" you stood up off your bed "I just didn't wanna interupt Miss Four Eyes's reading session" you sighed, pointing at Tsukishima.

"Shut up!" He retorted "you're the one who wouldn't hurry up- complaining about 'I look fat in that'" he mocked "while Yamaguchi tried his best to help"

"Shut the fuck up, dinosaur." You side eyed him.

"Be quiet, midget"

"IM THE AVERAGE SIZE FOR A GIRL MY AGE, ASSHAT"

"NU UH. YOURE TINY AS FUCK!"

"YOURE JUST A FUCKING BEANPOLE"

"Bickering like an old married couple again" Yamaguchi sighed as Shōyō and Kageyama nodded their heads yes while they stood near the door.

Boi-

"DONT BE TALKING YAMS, YOU'RE TALL AS FUCK, TOO" you turned to yell at the boy.

"I didn't do anything!" He whined like he was about to cry.

"OH SHI" you yelled, realizing what you've done.

"YOU MADE HIM CRY" Tsukishima pointed at his friend, looking at you in disbelief as Yamaguchi looked down at his feet covering his face.

"FUCK. Sorry, baby" you went up to him and patted his head as the taller boy sniffled his nose

"Baby?!" Tsukishima was hella confused.

"Shut the fuck up, hoe. I'm calming the child down- I didn't mean to yell at you" you lowered your voice after yelling again and gave him a sorrowful look as rubbed his eyes.

Kageyama and Shōyō were just standing there, looking at you with a 'not this shit again' look

"I- what the fuck-?" Tsukishima muttered "baby??"

"I- I'm s-sorry, y-y/n..." Yamaguchi hiccuped "I- I d-didn't mean t-to g-g-get you m-mad"

"Oh I'm not mad, yams" you soothed "it's okay. It's okay. I just overreacted." You pushed his loose hair off of his face.

"When don't you-" Kageyam muttered, you glared.

Shut up hoe

"R-really?" He asked, looking up at you

"Of course, baby" you smiled.

"Y-yay!" He smiled.

"Oke. Now no more crying- got it?"

"Yes ma'am!" He smiled.

You turned around to see Tsukishima giving you a dumbfounded look.

"Stop calling him baby and let's go" he put his hands on his hips and stared.