Two bitches... One boy... {💯%}

1. First day

Mal pov:
First day at dragonhall, yay...
Evie smiled.
"Do you think that the southsiders could be handsome?"
"They're lazy, ordinary pirates. What do you think?"
"Mabey thair abs are like actual canons..."
"Are you even listening?"
Nope, typically Evie...
I sighed and continued walking to school.
Everyone was afraid of me, that's the best thing.
Only one guy didn't seem scared when I passed by, that's anoying but I ignored it.

I saw that same boy on school again and Jay looked at me.
"What's bothering you?"
"Who's that?" I asked and Carlos looked at me.
"Are you kidding? That's Captain Hoo's son, Harry. He's the most feared pirate-guy on the southside." he said.
I rolled my eyes.
"I guess I have competition of being feared the most."
"Really? I'm even scared of him." Evie said.
"If I'd told you that your make up was smashed, you'd me screaming." I said.
"Is my make up smashed?!" and she ran to the bathroom.
"It was just an example..." I muttered.
"I guess we should head to the evilness lesson now." Carlos said.
"Yay... More evil advise from my mother..." I said and Jay grinned.

I took a seat and that Harry guy came in as last, even after Uma and Gil.
"Mr. Hook, ofcourse you had to be the last one." My mother said.
"Does it look like I care?"
"Do you want detention?"
"Do you want to be stuck with me in here longer?"
"Just take your seat."
But the only free seat was... next to me, crap!
But I pretended not noticing him by drawing my double dragon icon in my notebook.
"So today you'll be tricking one of the other teachers. It needs to be evil, not bad or mean. Truly evil! Work together with the person next to you."
I looked up.
Working together with him?!
Harry grinned.
"What can a purple pixie do?"
"Excuse yourself? I tricked all the teachers here already twice before taking their lessons."
"Except one of them."
"Your dad never fell for anyone's tricks."
"Except mine ofcourse."
"Wanna make a bet on that one?"
"What's the catch?"
"If I succeed tricking captain Hook, I can make you do anything."
"And if not, the other way around?"
"Do we have a deal?"
"Yea, we do."

We went to the sword fighting classroom and captain Hook looked up.
"What do you two want?"
"We were wondering if you noticed that Dr. Facillier is going to cut your paycheck?" I said and Harry rolled his eyes.
Never underestimate the love for money of pirates.
"My money? That lazy pig!"
"You acctually bought that-"
I gave Harry a punch and captain Hook walked to the office of Dr. Facillier.
"Watch and learn Hook." I whispered and Harry grinned.
I put a bucket of pink hair dye (stolen from Lady Tremaine) on top of the door so when Captain Hook opens the door-
He opend it but stepped back.
"I should've known that it was another one of your tricks. Malificent Bertha." Captain Hook said and I sighed.
"Ha! I'd told you that you wouldn't succeed." Harry said and the two of us went back to our lesson.
"Fine. I lost, what do you want me to do?"
"I'll get back to that later. Now we have a break. I'll see you in the poison lesson."
I snapped my pencil.
That guys is so anoying!
But kinda hot-
Wait, what am I thinking?!

Uma pov:
"Hey Hook!" I said and Harry walked to me and Gil.
"So how did your pranking teacher went?"
"I dumped rotten eggs on Evil Queen." Gil said.
"Dude, our next lesson is of her. That's gonna smell disgusting!" I said.
"What did you do?" Harry asked.
"Paintbomb in Dr. Facillier's office. Right after you and Mal failed the task."
"Mal wanted to prank my dad but she failed. I can make her do whatever I want now."
"Only one thing?" I asked.
"Yea, still thinkg about what vould be the best thing to do..."
"Make her ruin her hair." Gil said.
"If I'd do that, I wouldn't be suprised if she'd shave mine off. So I'm not taking that risk..."
I grinned.
"Scared of a fairy?"
"Ha. Ha. Rumors went that she even tortured her own crew. So she's probably a big deal on the northside."
"Daughter of Malificent, duhuh."
"Yea, I know. But still. She's different."
"What do you mean?"
"I have no idea."
"You know the rules. You can go with all the girls, unles they're southsiders."
"Yea, I know the southside rules."
"Good."
Harry rolled his eyes.
"So, did you already catched a shark."
"Nah, more of the sea pony's."
"Really? Sea pony's?" Harry asked and Gil grinned.
"Oh shut up."
"Hey, I heared that Carlos is throwing a party by the end of the week for his 15th birthday, he invited all the secondyear students from dragonhall." Gil said.
"So including us?" Harry asked.
"Great. Then we can humiliate them for all of their allies." I said and Harry went silence.
"Shell for your thoughts?"
"Nothing."

Harry pov:
Purple pixie and my Captain are both kinda hot. I know that I can't go with Mal since she's a northsider but that makes it even more attractive.
And I know that Uma'd never go with her crew mates. But all the other girls are boring...
I could use Saturday as an opportunity to become something with Mal, if she'd wanted too.
That's it! I need to make her think that she wants to be with me instead of the other way around.
Wait, I could literally make her become a thing with me because of that bet.
Nah, that's no fun.
That's too easy.
I had a plan and if Mal wouldn't be interested by then... I'd give up.
Because my plan always works with all the girls.

I was working at Uma's ship later that day. I needed to make sure that Gil wouldn't destroy sstuff when he was supposed to repairing it.
But Gil nearly fell of the ship (and Tik toks kids would like him as a snack). I was able to grab his hand and pulled his back on the ship.
"You should watch out more. I won't catch you next time."
"That's what you said three weeks ago..."
"Dammit..."
"Hook, Jonas and Bonnie made a hole in the front of the ship. Fix it!" Una yelled and I nodded.
"Aye captain."
I grabbed the stuff I needed and got to work.
I held on to a rope with one hand and made sure that the wood stayed on it's place with my feet. I nailed the wood on the ship with my other hand and when I was finished, I saw Mal walking.
Uma didn't seem to happy that Mal was walking on the southside and I wuickly followed her (Uma, not Mal. Although we walked to Mal).
"Purple pixie, you're trespassing." I said.
"Oh really? Well so are you and all the pirates when you come to dragonhall."
"What are you doing here Mal?" Uma asked.
"Well, Shrimpy. I'm making sure that someone get's a little payback for what she did to Evie."
"Who is 'she' then?" I asked.
Mal stood right in front of me.
"Can't you think of someone?" and Mal's nose was inches away from mine.
I swallowed, I wanted to kiss her but that was a terrible moment and Uma would murder me.
"Get back to your own side. I'm sure that you can get payback on that girl on school." Uma said and Mal rolled her eyes.
"Whatever, Shrimpy."
Uma got pissed and grabbed my arm.
I got the hint and pointed my hook at Mal.
"You heared her. Get out of here."
"Or else?"
Damm she has some guts.
I grabbed her wrists and pushed to the water.
"I know that you can't swim. Would you want me to let go?"
Mal looked terrified.
"Fine! I'll go back to the northside!" I pulled her back and pushed her to the northside.
Mabey I should keep my target on Uma... A northsider and a south sider... That would be some serious trouble.
Besides, Uma is twice the villain that Mal will ever be.
Uma grinned.
"Well done." and she smiled at me.
Yea... I have a problem... Two acctually...
1, No love on the isle. (normally not a problem)
2, But I'm in love with two girls...
Uma walked back to the ship.
"Everyone dismissed. Get off my ship!" she yelled and all the crew ran off.
I walked back to the Hook house.
Today was quite a day...