i realize...if i obly felt love with minecraft steve....and minecraft steve was......a girl............
this means..................................................
im lesbensans!!1111!!1111!!!!111!!
i immediatley get a lesbian haircut and glaf. becuw thats what gay ppl do. then i made a discord account and yelled at ppl abt how gay i was, then created a gay cult. we had gay sex.
it was diner time...i was prepared to cum out to my parent
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'dad...i have somethig to tell you'
'yes sweetie'? he strokes ur cheeck and kisses u as he usually does
'im lesbian'
'i did NOT asexually reproduce you to satisfy my pedophilliac instincts for you to be LESBIAN'
