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You're now private messaging lixie

Jisungie
FELIX ONG ONG ONG
I THINK I JUDT FOUND MY HUSBAND
OR MY MISTER...er...ess?
IDK
BUT HES SO PRETTY
I THINK
I YHINK IMMA EXPLODE

lixie
What..
You're cheating on me..
But your mine :,)
Forever :p

Jisungie
do you know him????
You know everyone !!!
DO YOU KNOW HIM!?!?
Omg...what if ... he's taken??
Or has a crush??
Ong but I want his pussys !!!

Lixie
How am I meant to know who you're meaning?
All I've gotten was
HUSBAND
EXPLODE
PUSSYS
...

Jisungie
...he's the love of my life...
IDK HIS NAME!

Lixie
Care to describe him you rodent :)))))

Jisungie
I WM NOT A RODENT !?!?
HELLO???
HAVE YOU BEEN LIKE... idk!
HIT OVER THE HEAD?!?

lixie
You're my squirrel...rodent :p
Now explain before I get boredddddd

Jisungie
Well that's rude
BUT
okay
So

Lixie
Chop chop !!!
Places to go
People to see

Jisungie
Yeah... you and you're bed
You ain't going no we're biatch

Lixie
Just hurry tf up !!! I'm tired !

Jisungie
...okay rude x2
He looks like...
A cat...
He has cats...
He knows a chan...
And he goes to our school..?

Lixie
Oh you mean Minho?

Jisungie
IDNHDHE
HOW THE FLIPPITY FUCK
THATS HIS BAME!?!?
ONG OKG ONG
IM GETTING THAT TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD!!!

Lixie
Sure babe...sure...
You'd pass out before you walked into the shop
BAHAHAH

Jisungie
How tf did u know it was him???
Did you hack into my laptop???

Lixie
No, that would be too easy
I just looked at who you're most recently friends with...and I found him..then stalked chan, and he posted his name...

Jisungie
WAIT WHAT?!?
HE ADDED ME BACK
OKG
ONG
ING
IM GONNA LITERALLY DIE
HES SK
IM SO
ONG

Lixie
You're so....insane?

Jisungie
NO
IMA SO
SO
ANAZING

Lixie is offline

"Oh you twat..." the older huffed out, cursing the Australian. "That man really doesn't like me sometimes", he sighed, and refreshed his homepage on kchat, and began scrolling through recent uploads.

*Bing

*Bing bing

Three notifications appeared on the screen, snapping the male out of his daze.

M1n3c has requested to follow you
M1n3c has requested to PM you
M1n3c has sent you a PM

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Hello!! I'm kind of losing my original idea :/ I'm trying to keep the story on track, but the more I try, the more I feel like I've lost the funniness I once possessed when writing such stories. I'm very sorry to you all..I really am trying. I'm going through a lot mentally, and thought this would help in a way,, but it isn't...but please don't loose faith in me...I'm really trying..

Author B - Signing off.

Updated/changed
24/10/24
(originally posted)
23/04/20

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