People may think martin is just an old bald shell of a man but no he is much more than that.
He's a chick magnet.
Honestly we wonder why morgz gets all the girl freinds come on why do you think Keira had such a hard time leaving morgz it was obviously because of martins masculinity.
Jill has had to get 3 abortions when she got with martin but then obviously the menapause.
Big Jill loves martins ass.
But obviously Jill has many competitors because of martins obviously the alpha male of the uk. He's a bloody unit. And I know what your thinking an Eboys fan has written this and you are clearly right. Go sub to the eboys on YouTube also here's a little self plug go sub to ShovelEye on YouTube. Now back to martin.
Jill obviously wanted men to fight for her until she met martin then all the men fought for him.
Now that's bald martins story everyone. some people probably came on here expecting dirty shit if u did that is disgusting and plz leave.
Bye all
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