A/N: Don't take seriously, this is meant for jokes. Also this might not be the best, I really did try 😅
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Lyrics to Dead Level:
Everyone has limits, you steaming trash, So prep up for your final flash, You're as stupid as a character in a slasher, You'll get nowhere in life as a basher,
I can't even call you a proper wrestler, you Keith Lee wannabe, I mean Limitbreaker? C'mon, you break our patience While other people endear the idea of homosexuality, You endear the idea of fucking stupidity and we have use our counterintelligence
Simp Destiny, is there even special going for you? Nope! Christina and that one redhead numbskull have nothing special going for them, You've done some shit you can't undo, Just turn on go home, the only way you can make people happy with you and even then:
You can't grasp the idea of actual talent and you know what? I think it'd better if someone fired you Dani, Melody, Randall, I don't give a fuck! Just get this tall, football playing, scamming fuck out on his ass and seal the door off with glue,
He's not bright, I think he'd run off if you threw him a stick, Connor beat him now he's out of luck, Just accept the truth that you're a fucking prick, Maybe it'd be an easier world if I flattened him with a truck. No one needs to see this magic trick, But if we put our efforts together, he can disappear, EWI hasn't been the same since we got that reject screaming into our ears.
We've reached the Dead Level now, we need a desperate attempt at salvation, A wrestling ring? Boy you need some institutionalization! Maybe you can go back to WWE and get a Claymore for your ass, Let your body drop harder than Johnny's bass.
So if you want a bloody receipt, here's one right now, I guess it's my turn to bow now, boy, So if you want to try and respond to this? I'll go Eminem and just not fucking respond to it.
I could go on all day, you're more paranoid than Ozzy on drugs, Is God really dead? He must be if he's letting me go on with this, It must hurt being hurt by someone who hears good rap and shrugs, You might be good in the ring but everything else is a hit and amiss, I'm done wasting my time, have fun in the abyss.
