We are all incredibly dirty-minded.
If you're new, and not dirty-minded yet, don't worry! You will be, after a maximum time of about a month. Here are some tips:
@TheOfficialBleach summons bleach to wash your eyes in after you've seen some... especially NSFW (Not Safe For Work) things.
@TheOfficialHolyWater summons holy water, and can be used for NSFW things, like @TheOfficialBleach, although it is generally used for people who's minds are just that dirty, when they (or you, once you start!) take something especially badly.
@TheOfficialSonOfGod is Jesus, used in the same context as @TheOfficialHolyWater.
