After school, Izuku walked home by himself. Instead of spending the weekend at the dorms he was going to spend it with his mom. The dorms were way to loud and chaotic for him, really isn't the best place to relax.
Pinks, oranges and reds painted the horizon, while the blooming Sakura made the air around him sweet. It was like heaven on earth. Little did he know, he wasn't the only one enjoying the scenery.
"DAMN DEKUUUUU" Bakugo screeched
"Oh my god kacchan, WHAT IS IT?"
"Give me my titties back"
"No❤️" Izuku responded sashaying away.
Katsuki pulled out a knife and started running towards the poor broccoli, he didn't know what was waiting for him...
With a swift and quick motion he cut Izuku's buttcheeks...and saw...cake?
"I knew it!" Katsuki exclaimed "You were waaaay too thick for it to be all natural"
"Omg kacchan" he rolled his eyes "obviously it's not real"
"Now I know what's real and what is cake, DULUDUDUDULU" Bakugo sang loudly
"You've been spending too much time on TikTok, Kacchan."
"It's the untamed hair for me" said Bakugo
"It's the small peepee for me" Mydoriya said back.
"Oh fuck you!"
"Fuck me"
"Okay"
"Wait what?"
Katsuki clicked his tongue and gave deku his cake back, clearly disappointed.
"How am I supposed to put it back, genius" Said deku
Bakugo pulled out a box of frosting and gave it to izuku
"Just use this"
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The two teens stood in the middle of Deku's dorm room.
"Here you go" Deku said as he glued kacchan's titties back in place.
"Tsk, thanks I guess"
"Oh my god you mother trucker, LEAVE"
"Fuck you!" Katsuki screamed
"Fuck me" deku smirked
"Okay"
You can imagine what happened next
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The end!
