I looked at my reflection in the mirror, God I’m so ugly! I have ocean blue eyes and naturally wavy brown hair. My cheekbones are high and my jawline is well defined. i hate myself so much. today, im wearing my chanel mini skirt and a Gucci top with it. I grabbed my brown coat from the Kardashian kollection and my Prada purse and headed downstairs.
“good morning” my mom said. “whatever” I am not a morning person. I hate mornungs. My maid was putting breakfast on the dinning table. “thank you.” I thanked her. I loved being nice to our staff.
After breakfast i went to school on my bike. “your bike is so UGGly!” the schools bad boy, Christopher said. He hated me, he bullied me since I started this school. But I luv him too much. he has gorgeous brown eyes, he isn’t very high but I like it, and I love his 2 pack abs. he was wearing a blue jeans and an orange t shirt.
I gave Christopher a kind smile and walked to my locker that was inside the school, I mean duh do I have to tell you that? Annnyyyways, my BEST FRIENDS FOREVER came to where I was and greeted me, “Hey gurrrlll” they all said together. “hi chicks” I gave each of them two kisses, for each of their cheeks one kiss.
Sia, Mia, Pia and I headed to our 1th class which is BIOLOGY, our bio teacher is a very boring 69 year old catlady, not that I have anything against cat ladies, but I am just telling you how our bio teacher is.
“you’re homeworks are the section and chapter questions that we just studied” ms Nia said. “bitch that’s so much etch double you” I said and I walked outside with mia sia and pia.
Later that day when I went to the café for lunch, the school’s hoe aka the girl that every guy likes was there, also known as Wia. I hate her so much why does every guy like her and every girl want to be her. As I walked by her my shoulder ACCIDENTALLY hit her., “iam sorry” I apologized and rolled my eyes. “watch where you is going next time” she say and smile. Bithc.
When I went to sit down, on the losers’ table of course, cause no one likes me. My baby Christopher stood up from his table. He usually sits with Decipher and Eipher. A girl that I didn’t know came to where we sitting and said “that was so great!!!”, I was so confused. “what do you mean?” I asked. “the way you spoke to Wia!! No one has ever done that!!!” she started jumping up and down, when Christopher came and pushed her “bitch get out of my way!” he said and she fell to the ground and started crying. “Kia I wanna talk in privately” he say. “no” I said. My maid always said to play hard when you liked a guy. “I wasn’t asking” he groaned and grabbed my arm. He started pulling me thro the crowd that was helping the girl that I didn’t know what her name was, she was still crying.
He slapped me, that son of a …. How dare he! I fucking hate him ugh!! “what the hell!” I yelled. “I don’t want to see you on that bike ever again!” he says. I rolled my eyes. “why do you care!” he rolled his eyes. “I don’t” he says. “just don’t ride that bike” he walked back inside the cafeteria. I rolled my eyes. He is so stupid, its my life not his life. I hate him so much why does he keep bullying me.
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Humorthis is a bad cliche story. read Kia's tale with her friends mia pia and sia. everything inside this is just a joke. kind of a parody of cliche stories. i'm not trying to offend anyone in anyway. WARNING: DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. ONLY READ IT WHEN...