Our Future

Chapter 5: OH MY GUH!

The two days zipped by fast and poppy was very excited to tell her friends about the baby. All the trolls were talking waiting for the king and queen to announce the news. Poppy walked up and cleared her throat

Poppy: Ahem attention all trolls of trollstopia me and branch have exciting news!

Dj suki: OK WHAT IS IT!?

Poppy: can you guess

Delta raised her hand

Delta: A NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR!

Poppy: no

Creek: YOUR BREAKING UP!?
Poppy: WHAT NO!?

Cj: OH OH A NEW HOLIDAY IS COMING UP!?

Poppy: uh no 

Tiny diamond: then what is the news?

Poppy: I'M HAVING A BABY!

Creek: your having A WHAT!?

Poppy: you heard me

Smidge: OH MY GUH!

Creek: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE S...

Delta: He means six

Creek: BUT WITH HIM!? I'M BETTER!

Poppy: Creek shut it ok?

Creek: I SHOULD BE THE FATHER OF THAT CHILD NOT BRANCH!

Everyone started to laugh their heads off

Trolls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHHAHHAHhaHAHHHUAYyyYIBNACJSKVSTASCLAGFUSC

Branch shed a tear from laughing so hard

Branch: wew you are hilarious ha ha you a father? Please you never loved poppy 

Creek: so?

Branch: so back off

Poppy: guys please stop fighting

Creek: of course princess

Poppy: um i'm a queen and don't call me princess you hear me?

Creek: fine

Barb: HOW MANY MONTHS ARE YOU!?

Poppy: I just found out i was pregnanet two days ago

Barb: hmm interesting

Riff: well i can't wait to have one of those things

Barb: choked riff

Barb: what is that supposed to mean?

Riff: NOTHING!

She let him go. Poppy walked down from the mushroom

Gia: WAIT POPPY!

Gia: are you sure your ready to become a parent?

Poppy: of course! I've always wanted to be a mom ever since i was a little troll

Gia: ok well you should come to my pod and i can give you some tips on taking care of a little troll

Poppy: oh ok

Branch and poppy went home to rest a little

Branch: you know if creek has kids i bet mine will pound his to the ground

Poppy: branch our children will not use violence

Branch: poppy this kid is half branch she or he will hate creeks kids i know it

Poppy rolled her eyes

Poppy: well i'm gonna rest for a while

Branch: yeah you do that i'm gonna make dinner

Poppy walked to their room and branch went to the kitchen. The phone rang and branch picked it up

Branch: Hello?

???: Oh hello branch

Branch: who is this?

???: It is.....

Branch: oh no

Cloud guy: ME!

Branch: CLOUD GUY!?

Poppy: CLOUD GUY?

Cloud guy: sup captain no slapy. And hello mrs timberlake

Poppy: HI CLOUD GUY! Why weren't you at my wedding?

Cloud guy: oh but i was poppy

Poppy: ho- oh i get it

Cloud guy: i heard some ones gonna be a daddy now who is it is it you branch?

Branch: Yes cloud guy it's me

Cloud guy patted branch head

Cloud guy: Congratulations romeo

Branch: ugh don't you got kids to look after

Cloud guy: Janet's doing it for me

Branch: wow # lazy

Cloud guy: any who i decided to come and check on you guys

Poppy: were doing just fine

Branch: yeah until you showed up

Poppy: BRANCH!

Branch: ugh fine sorry

Cloud guy: No problemo it's all love

Cloud guy: any way gotta bounce before stormy gets cranky

Cloud guy floated up and branch sighed

Branch: phew i hope none of our kids act like stormy

Poppy: you'll see

Branch: I'm gonna take a shower

Poppy: ok

Branch got up from the couch and went to the bathroom. He started the shower and sung

💙 I love you💙 

💙 I love you💙

💙 ain't nobody gonna take me away from you💙

💙 you sang me songs you lifted me up when i was down💙

💙 you made sure i was safe and sound💙

💙 you showed me love💙

💙 and i'll never regret💙

As he got out of the shower something happned to him. He looked in the mirror and screamed

Branch: AAAAAH

Poppy ran into the bathroom and snickered

Poppy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU HAVE RAINBOW MAGIC!? HAHAHA

Branch: so this is what trollex mean't by ALTERNATE!

Poppy: yep

Branch: i look ridiculous

Poppy: Not ridiculous just girly

Branch: ugh 

Poppy: Don't worry it only lasts for a few hours

Branch: WHAT!?

Poppy: jk only 20 seconds

His rainow colors faded away

Branch: OH THANK TROLLEY HEAVEN!

Poppy: ok mr saftey nerd you better be done

Branch: alright ms bossy pants

Poppy laughed and pretented to tackle him