Squint and a pidgeon

Lemon

|| Pentagon, 16.08 ||

Linde had been locked up for a few hours now, thats anought to make the sane man see shit. There was pidgeons and lemons everywhere. He felt safe and scared at the same time. This went on for some time, he herd footsteps approach but was sertant it was a hugeass pidgeon. To his surprise it wasn't, it was Gas. He was not happy to see this bald fucker again.

Gas: Get up prettyboy, they wanna see ya. You will now get the honor of meeting the head of opperation. Harold Scott. He will make sure you dont terrorise this world no more son.

Linde looked at Gas, very confused as always. He just thought it was weird that a huge lemon started talking and stuff. But he followed the lemon anyways. Gas grabbed Lindes arm and pulled him along. 

|| LAX ariport, 16.08 ||

The boys just got off the plane. Ville is asking around for a taxi but gets nowhere. They walk outside to possibly  find a taxi that can take them. A loud noise can be herd from the road up ahead. Ville looks up and see a familiar car. There it is, that all too familiar blue lambo. 

It pulls up next to them and a small dude hops out. Bam fucking Margera. He runs over and hugs Ville.

Bam: Dude i KNEW you were here, i could feel it. What are you doing here??

Ville: So.. Gas has taken Linde to the pentagon..

Bam:.....oh yeah ok, that makes sense. Need a ride??

Ville was allready halfway in the car, Mige and Burton followed soon after. Bam hopped back in the car and headed for Virginia. Bam, as per usual, asked Ville to sing most of the way. Ville was far too distracted to do so. Bam instead played CKY loudly on his stereo. 

Bam: By the way, why did you take the plane to L.A. Which is on the complete other side of America, where Virginia is... Thats 40 hours of driving. Thats kinda stupid to be honest, but thats more time i get to spend with you :)

Ville: ...what..

Ville took a second to breath. Then he screamed. For a solid three minutes. 

|| Pentagon 18.36 ||

Gas and Linde sat outside the office. There was complete silence between them. But Linde had to know.

Linde: ...why are you doing this.. whats so importante about me. And even how long have you been waiting for this?? You have been with us for so long now.

Gas: Oh ive been waiting for far too long. If it wasn't for you seeing me that night, i would have done this alot easier. And it is none of your business why.

Linde went silent again, he didn't want to know more. A man approached them and told Linde to follow him. Linde of course ran, but he didn't get far. Gas pulled a lasso out of nowhere and roped Linde back over to them. The other man dragged Linde after him into the office. The man forced Linde down in a chair. Then the man left.

Unknown man: So... Mikko. I have waited for so long. And now you are finally here.

The man turns around. Linde is in awe.. it was him. Andy McCoy.