My adopted life (a phanfic)

chapter 9

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*Dan (Llama's) P.O.V*

"Danielle?" I ask

"yes, Daddy?"

"Do you want to do the intro and outro with me?"

"only if you and daddy lion do the sexy end screen dance together"she says a little bit sassily back

"ok but can you do it aswell but standing on the bed"

"well,duh" she says to me and then shouts to phil "daddy lion come here you're doing the sexy end screen dance with me and daddy llama"

"ok one minute I'm just trying to dry my hair and then I need to straighten it"

"atleast you only have semi-hobbit hair naturally" she says as she has fully-blown hobbit hair like me "another thing you have to do is sing alone together by fall out boy together at the end of the video just before the outro" (A/N the PHEELS)

"ok" me and phil reply together without really listening to what she said "wait what?!" me and phil ask when we realise what she said

"ha ha you signed the contract"

"no we ha-"oh wait she meens the adoption papers phil signed

"ok fine I'll sing" I said "even if peoples ears do bleed because of my voice "

"ok now sing-"

"what abo-"

"I'll film it I know how to work a camera"

"bu-"

"yes i know about filters and angles and stuff ,just sing."

"oh jeez" I say and then start singing

*10 minutes later*

"oh my fucking god that was too cute!!!"

"did you just swear?"

"what do you expect both of you swear"

"actually i do-"

"no you do. Remember shelter bobby and the hawk?"

"ok I do but i was a mummy badger and it was stressful"

"so? you still swear so I should be allowed to"

"ok fine!" I say even though the argument was with phil and not me I just wanted Dani to stop going on about how cute phan is because I know Phil is but I'm not and I will start Phan-boying inside and then start doing it on the outside aswell and thats not okay especially when my cute lion-human hybrid is in the room.