Feysand one shots [Temporary Hiatus]

"Huge body and Huge babies" apparently?

Can I just say a huge thank you to the 8.68 thousand people who are reading whatever this crap is? I appreciate you all.

Sitting in the living room of the town house, I was laughing at something Cassian had said when I suddenly felt water running down my legs (bear with me I have not yet experienced the "joys" of child birth, I'm legit bullshitting my way through this... Sorry.) I turned to my mate who looked at me with a smile.

I morphed into panic when I said, "it's time."

Rhysand leapt to his feet and started screaming about... Something, that none of us could understand before running off into the kitchen then back out and then I heard the bathroom door slam open and Rhys was still screaming (although I thought I heard the words 'healer bag' at one point) the rest of us just stayed seated watching our brave and fearless leader run around like a chicken with its head cut off. Mor just rolled her eyes and speed-walked into our bedroom to get our bag, while Cassian attempt to hoist me to my feet, no easy task for a nine month pregnant woman. When Rhysand came running in and as soon as he saw me with my hands in Cassian's he growled and stomped over, just in time for me to double over in pain. All three Illyrians were by my side in an instant, I groaned.

"Get me to the healer," I said through gritted teeth. Another contraction hit and I moaned in pain. I stood hunched over with Mor rubbing my back while Rhysand was running around like a headless chicken (the other two had flown off in a panic to find Madja).

"Rhys," I called panting with pain and minor annoyance. "Come here."

Rhys sprinted over, "yes my love what do you need, how can I help, can I g-"

He was cut off when my hand connected with his cheek, I simply said, "calm down."

He finally took some breaths as the other two returned with Madja.

<<<<Sometime during labour>>>>>

"You're doing so well I can see the head, you just need to give one last push to get the wings out."

"WHAT," I screamed."WINGS? NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT ANY WINGS! THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU GIGANTIC PRICK!YOU AND YOUR HUGE BODY AND HUGE BABIES! CAULDRON SAVE ME I WISH I HAD BROKEN YOUR SKULL WITH MY SHOE! WHY MUST YOUR BABY HAVE WINGS!!!"

What I had failed to note through my anger was that I had in fact just successfully given birth to a tiny baby boy. I finally noticed when he began to cry, Madja gave him to me, this tiny perfect combination of Rhysand and myself. Complete with Rhysand's eyes hair and nose and all of his other features were mine.

"He's perfect," I murmured to my mate. " I'm still gonna kill you for giving him wings though."

"I wouldn't expect anything less from you or the baby," Rhys chuckled causing me to smack him lightly.

The ending is shit I know but I just really wanted to get this out, this prompt turned out to be a lot more difficult to write than I thought it would be.