Aries :- I love you more!
Taurus :- ... Really?
Gemini :- I love....cake
Cancer :- for how long?
Leo :- well, why wouldn't you
Virgo :- thank you
Libra :- I have to pee
Scorpio :- mhm
Sagittarius :- no, I loooove you
Capricorn :- I know
Aquarius :- what even is love?
Pisces :- huh?