Sam, Dean, Iris and Melanie where walking down the street to the police station. Sam and Dean were wearing their suits, as they were impersonating FBI agents. Mel and Iris where just wearing what they normally wore, even though Sam had a fit about it. Eventually they had just shrugged and said yes, because, Iris would follow anyway. So they had grudgingly agreed, bringing Mel along to babysit.
Walking down the sidewalk, a huge fire breathing dragon swooped down. Mel who was walking in front was going to get fried when Iris, pushed Sam in front of the dragon. Sam was blasted into a pile of human shaped ashes.
"Sammy!" Dean screamed, "Iris I'm gonna kill you!"
"Don't worry, we'll just sell one of our souls or something." Iris stated nonchalantly.
Everyone including the dragon stopped to consider this statement. Then the dragon blew fire on Mel.
"No, Mel!" Iris screamed this time, "I'm gonna kill you!" She yowled at the dragon. Then she whipped out a ketchup bottle, she had for some reason stolen from the diner earlier that morning.
She pulled off the cap and flung ketchup all over the dragon. (Because ketchup is very toxic to dragons. Everyone knows that.) The dragon blew up with a huge SPLAT. Iris and Dean were covered in dead dragon liquid and ketchup.
Later that night they performed a few satanic rituals and brought Sam back. They couldn't bring Mel back though because she was a grease stop on the pavement.
"SHE WAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND!!!" Iris wailed as they celebrated Mel's funeral by eating tofu.
Dean nodded, "Now we don't have somebody to watch you." He groans taking a swig of whiskey to drown the tofu taste.
Sam wipes away the tears from his face with a large towel. He has been very emotional since he came back.
"I CANT LIVE NOW!!!" Iris screams into Dean's shoulder.
Then Dean woke up.
"Dude, I just had the weirdest dream." He told the picture of Harry Potter taped to his wall.
Harry didn't say anything. He was the strong, silent type.
"You're right, man. I should forget about it." Dean said taking off his clothes, and walking out if the room for a breakfast of tofu and ketchup.
When Dean got back to his cell, he sat on his rock. Then a huge cat head showed up.
"Hey want some crack?" He asked in a creepy serial killer voice.
"Sure!" Dean said.
Then they did crack and wrote down this fanfiction, then the cat killed Dean and ate his small intestine.
THE END.
Reason why I need a life #9754: This FanFiction.
Well uh, the way Mel told it to me was pretty different, but hey I added onto it. And I'm pretty sure I'm on crack. OH WELL.
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The Dragon Incident
FanfictionA brief story involving Sam, Dean, Myself, My best friend, Melanie, and a fire breathing dragon. (We don't know his name.) This is basically just a figment of my best friends imagination I've decided to write down because it's hilarious. I might ch...
