Ducks can grow.thier feet squash people. When ducks squash people they taste like squash. They eat popcorn Hahahahahahahahaha.
Popcorn tastes good with human quash and wood. When ducks grow up sometimes they join the military. They like to shoot humans and then squash them so they can have human squash to eat. Sometimes there is a rebellion when ducks eat duck meat on accident. One time a fellow duck got shot out of the sky by a human. We turned that human into human squash because he killed the duck. Ducks have a pig/duck calvary. The ducks come riding on the pigs so they can kill the horses because ducks hate horses.
