HINATA AND YACHI ARE DRUGGIES?

questions, questions

6:30pm
Karasuno Volleyball Group Chat
The Best Bird Team>;D

Daddy birb tsuki, yamaguchi, kageyama why were you tired today? You three were sluggish. Is something wrong?

Momma birb daichi, sweetie, they probably didn't get much sleep.

Tol birb we were with hinata and yachi all night.

Freckily birb tsukki you weren't supposed to tell them >;(

Milk birb those two crackheads wouldnt let us leave

Bald birb crackheads? They don't radiate crackhead energy

Tol birb oh, trust us. they do.

Momma birb @Smol Birb @Anxious Birb explain??

Smol Birb lol wassup

Anxious Birb OwO

Daddy Birb explain.

Smol Birb LOL okay so I made a group chat for us first years at 1am because I couldn't sleep, and Yachi wanted me to come down to hang out, and so I did. The other first years came as well. We hung out, did some things, and I bought us all food at the nearest McDonald's. We hung out till it was nearly 6 LMAO

Anxious Birb UwU

Short Birb why? Lmao

Anxious Birb🤷🏼‍♀️ cuz we cannnnnnn

Jesus Birb hinata, what're you doing in miyagi? Dont you live in the next town over?

Smol Birb as I said, yachi wanted to hang out so i came down:)

Momma Birb I see

Daddy Birb why did the other three go?

Milk Birb I couldn't sleep

Freckily Birb same

Tol Birb yams dragged me

Bald Birb yall be wildin'

Short Birb yeah lmaoooo

3:00am
Karasuno First Years Group Chat
WHERE ARE MY DRUGS

HINATA the fastest way to get rid of a mental illness is to 💫 D I E 💫

TSUKISHIMA bet

YAMAGUCHI hinata, are you okay?

YACHI did internet explorer have an emo phase yet

KAGEYAMA why did I find that so funny

TSUKISHIMA cause your stupid

KAGEYAMA you're*

TSUKISHIMA fuck you

KAGEYAMA lol no thanks

YAMAGUCHI can vegetarians still eat animal crackers??

TSUKISHIMA yams istg-

HINATA is hong kong related to king kong or donkey kong?

YACHI is a shot of tequila related to a shot of penicillin

TSUKISHIMA istg you idiots-

HINATA COME OVER TO YACHIS FOR A SLEEPOVERRRR

YAMAGUCHI YAY A SLEEPOVER!!! TSUKKI AND I WILL BE RIGHT OVER:D

TSUKISHIMA good lord-

KAGEYAMA I'll be there in 10

YACHI OKAY OKAY HURRY YOU IDIOTS

TSUKISHIMA goddam hold your horses you druggies

HINATA unfortunately, I cannot hold my horses because they are not here:(

YAMAGUCHI wait hinata-

KAGEYAMA you actually have horses

HINATA ofcccc

HINATA they're at my grandparents ranch but🤷🏼‍♂️

YAMAGUCHI NAME ONE AFTER ME HAJALSJS

HINATA KAY

YAMAGUCHI BET

HINATA

YAMAGUCHI FUCK YEAH

YACHI LMAO

HINATA these names are boring

HINATA imma change them

KAGEYAMA oh god-

HINATA changed his name to sinshine🥵
sinshine🥵 changed KAGEYAMA's name to baka
sinshine🥵 changed YACHI's name to NOT SO INNOCENT
sinshine🥵 changed YAMAGUCHI's name to gucci💰
sinshine🥵 changed TSUKISHIMA's name to ocean salt🤡

sinshine🥵 :3

gucci💰 i like em

baka hinata boke

NOT SO INNOCENT K STFU AND GET OVER HERE WE HAVE TEAAAAA

ocean salt🤡 yoo calm yo ass down