Dilemmas of a Lazy Person

Dilemma #1

Hello, my lazy little readers. I see you've come to read my story, and I know how hard it must of been because you could be just laying around, or maybe sitting around, or just standing around. Regardless, thank you, for not being lazy, slightly in a way. My dear readers, I present to you my first dilemma:

Writing this first dilemma.

I've had this idea for the past, I don't even remember because my lazy brain is being lazy. I was being my usual, lazy self, just laying in my bed, then, out of no where, came this brilliant idea when my brain decided to not be lazy! I started creating a book cover, and a title, and a description, then I got lazy and thought, Psh, I'll do it tomorrow. And it was never done my readers, until now. You're welcome.

Anyways, fellow wattpaders, wattpadians? Whatever you are.. If you've written a book then you are familiar with the demands of your readers. Most commonly:

MORE UPDATES!!

UPDATE QUICKER!!! OMG!

IF YOU DON'T UPDATE, I WILL DIE!!!!

Yes, I understand they're excited. But come on. They demand things from us like we're some type of slave to story writing, we're only human.
Okay, who else suddenly broke out or thought about that song that goes "I'm only human!" by, I think, Christina Perri? Something Perri? Comment the song if you know it, or you thought about it!

Readers, since you're reading this you're either one of theses things:
A hater

A lazy person

My friend who I forced to read this

Or an over achiever who wants to avoid being lazy by reading this book and knowing our ways...
>:( Yeah, I see you there, Over Achiever... Tryna learn our secrets
>.<

While you might have or have not written a book, it's hard, okay? Chill with your obsessive comments because writers, cough like me cough worry for you, like really, don't comment stuff like:
I swear I'm going to explode if you don't update.
Etc. cus I'm lazy.
You scare us readers, but we love you! :3

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And that, my lovely readers, concludes our first dilemma. Comment dilemmas you'd like me to talk about! If not, I get it, ya lazy bum. Hope you liked my first dilemma! Until next time my lazy readers.