(This is a ship I had in my head and wanted to write a cute baking fic of them)
It was a quarter to 7 at in the afternoon and megamind was greasing a baking tray. Meanwhile, minion was stirring the batter. "These are gonna be so great!" Said minion with excitement for the freshly mixed cookie batter. "Of course they are, your making them," megamind said while gripping minions big waist. "Smooth, sir" minion replied. They started to spoon little balls of dough onto the baking tray and flattening them out. Minions looked far better than mega minds. "Ugh, mine look like crap" megamind huffed. "No they don't! They're just a cute as the person who made them!" Minion exclaimed in disbelief. Mega mind pulled minion in for a kiss before the doorbell rang. "*sigh* I'll go get it" megamind said.
A few seconds passed. Minion got worried. It was awfully quiet. A few more seconds pass. Then a minute. Then 10 minutes. Minion decided to go investigate. "Hun, you here?" He called out but what he found was beyond words. Mega mind lay limp and bloody on the floor in front of the slightly ajar door. "NOOOOOO!!" He screamed while cradling his boyfriends body in his arms. "...no..."Heheheheh