By the way, if it's in "quotes" it's speaking and if it's italic it's thinking, and if it's in *stars* then it's action.
And none of these are meant to offend people. Just because your zodiac sign did what they did in this, doesn't mean you personally would do it.
Aquarius: "Alright, alright, you got me, that was me. No regrets." *weird meme type laughter* - LOL LOOK AT THEIR FACES!!
Pisces: "Why do you have to blame me?!" *crying* - I'm such a good actor. :)
Aries: "I would never do that! It's wrong, very wrong." - They might just be stupid enough to believe me, oh my god.
Taurus: "Bold of you to assume I did it. Also bold of you to assume I didn't." - Officer: "Wait wh-"
Gemini: "It wasn't me..! Wait a second, insert street here? Oop- Girl, that was me! Guess I stole your son's life!" *meme type laughter*
Cancer: *sobs*
Leo: "Wait wait, hold up, you accusing me? A fabulous dude? You is crazy. I ain't got nothing to do with this- Wait no, I wasn't standing on the body cause I killed em! It was a selfie, Patricia, check my Insta, I dare you! Don't forget to follow me though."
Virgo: *gives convincing evidence to why they didn't do it.*
Libra: "You think I did it? I am so sorry, where are my manners? I am so sorry you feel that way." *pretty eyelash blinking* - Haha, idiots. >:)
Scorpio: "I am literally going to stab you too, so stay away from me- NO, don't you dare look at my personal life, you peeper! I have a gun and I will shoot you!"
Sagittarius: "I am so sorry, I did it! I didn't mean to, but on the bright side, they possibly might recover, right?" - I did it on purpose. -_-
Capricorn: "HE SAID, 'WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? STAB ME? I DARE YOU,' AND I NEEDED TO COMPLETE THE DARE SO I DID! IT'S HIS FAULT HE SAID THAT!!"
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Zodiacs In Different Scenarios
HumorTried to make your zodiac as evil and like-able as possible without straying too far from the personality. :)
