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You look at him, a bit insulted but also a bit glad. He didn't want the female transporter knowing that you blew him before, and that was kinda cute. But also rude. Who wouldn't want people knowing that you, a literal GOD who is literally immaculate and *perfect*, gave them head? They'd be completely crazy, or probably talking to their parents or something. But I mean, Frank was a transporter, and you'd probably be crazy or really desperate to be one.

"I- Then why is she here? If you've marked her, then you should've already sold them or something?! Did you get lost, or feel bad or something?" The female transporter yelled. From how she'd acted towards you, you concluded that she's probably a bitch. 

"Well, yes, we did. Kind of."

"Did you feel bad or get lost?"

"We, uh, well, they, broke my device. I was explaining it to them, then they grabbed it and took us here. And then they somehow broke it. I am not joking. I simply cannot fix it. Please help me." Frank stammers. How rude.

"Hey, don't blame it all on me! You were also...somewhat responsible...I think. " You try to defend yourself, but it was kinda all your fault. lol.

"I- Wh- How- " She stutters. I guess she couldn't  comprehend your genius-ness (or idiocy). "Why didn't you just take the, to the 'place' when you could've? Oh my fucking- I really fucking regret signing you up for this job. Why are you paid more than me!?!" 

"Oh I'm soo sorry than I am so superior than you at this job! I am soo sorry than you're actual garbage at transporting and have the worst upper body strength and can't carry a single person! And I'm soo sorrry that I got promoted sooner than you, and am now one of your BOSSES, Valerie!" Frank sarcastically says. Never pegged him for a sarcastic person. Ha. 

"S-SHUT UP FRANK! S-s-shut up... I don't want some random person you're supposed to traffic hearing this. Now shush." Valerie, the female transporter looks at you, shyly. Not gonna lie, you thought she was kinda cute. 

"Is that so? Alright then, I'll stop talking about how you'd been a transporter a whole year before me and wasn't promoted until you'd been there for over 2 years! Oh, and how I was promoted the same month I joined! OOH!" he grins like a villain. " And how you were also almost fired because you let a product go, and he almost leaked our existence to the media, and you ended up getting a wage cut, and are barely getting by, with your puny $80,000 per year, when you'd usually be paid $200,000 per year, while I'm getting paid $550,000 per year! I'm so, so, so sorry, I will stop talking about it IMMEDIATELY! I AM SO SORRY!" Frank leered at Valerie, who by now was probably red as a cherry, and was obviously holding back tears, from the sound of her voice. 

"I-.....I-.....I-......S-SHUT UP, I-I-IDIOT!" At this point, she begins to cry, and the tears fall out of her mask. You feel a little bad. She lifts her cat mask to wipe them away, and it reveals the most BEAUTIFUL, ETHEREAL, MAJESTIC, IMMACULATE, CAPTIVATING, BEWITCHING, TANTALISING, ASTONISHING, AND BREATHTAKING FACE. SHE WAS......A LITERAL GODDESS. PURE, UTTER BEAUTY IN A SINGLE PERSON. YOU WOULD LET HER STOMP ON YOU ANYTIME SHE WANTED. AND YOU WOULD THANK HER. Were all transporters hot?

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