Sariel: *sleeping*
Sylvan: *watching them* I feel like you're judging me, even now.
Sariel: *eyes still closed* I am. Now fuck off.
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Sariel: So how are you lately?
Raven: Well I have this headache that comes and goes...
Sylvan: *walking in* did you losers miss me?
Raven: There it is.
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The siblings: *show sympathy*
Sariel: Buckle up, Buttercup. You just flipped my bitch switch.
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Sylvan: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Sariel: Don't take this personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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(After "Sariel breaks")
Sariel: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds
Sylvan: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS!!!????
Sariel: NO FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS-
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Sylvan: I'm gay and confused.
Raven: about your sexuality?
Sylvan: no, not about being gay. I just never know what's going on.
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Child!Sariel at 2am: Raven, do pigeons have feelings?
C!Raven, muffled by their pillow: go to SLEEP Sariel
C!Sylvan: no wait- do they?
C!Raven: HOW DID YOU GET HERE
C!Sylvan, nestled in between them: what do you mean
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Sylvan: I'm going to the market. You want anything?
Sariel: I want my dad to come back.
Sylvan: Yeah, I've got like...12 gold pieces
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Sylvan: How can I tell if my waters boiling?
Raven and Sariel: Try putting your hands in it
Sylvan: okay!
Sylvan:
Sylvan:...wait-
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Sylvan: I heard you like bad boys
Sylvan: well...I'm bad at everything
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Raven: Sylvan...why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Sylvan: *shrugs* They needed adult supervision
Raven: understandable, have a nice day
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Should I add more to this? Idk lmao
~Max
