State yo biz! (A Stupid Homestuck Fanfiction)

Dammit, they died.

Chapter 1
5 girls sit around their room they had gotten a week before, hanging on the side of their beds, upside down.
"Hey, I'm bored." Said Sofi.
"No, we are sitting around doing nothing, I have never had this much fun in my life." Said Zero, particularly fluent in expressing herself with sarcasm.
Sofi glared at Zero but the number child just gave a smile. A very stupid smile.
The children sat for a few moments before Ray, the second youngest, began to giggle.
In an instant they were all crashed on the floor laughing harder than they all had for years. They were gasping and sputtering searching for air, but began laughing again seeing that the others were failing as well.
Meanwhile, 4 13 year old children sat in the next room, having been brought there that night. One, Dave, just looked out the window. Though he couldn't see it well, there were stars looming the sky, the background black as his shades.
All the others feel asleep in their beds.
Ray's POV
I sat,laughing and gasping with my now sisters, yeah deal with it. We aren't related but we are sisters, 'cause fuck yes. Out of nowhere my lungs gave out and I passed out like a bitch. Either that or I fucking died. How great would that be?
Better than a butt cheek on a stick.
*NOTE ALL THE SARCASM*
*DAMMIT IM TURNING INTO ZERO*
*THIS IS NOT OK*
*IM GONNA QUIT WITH THE STARS NOW*
Well shit. All I see is black, IM DEEEEEEEAAAAD
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck this I'm waking up.
Sofi's POV
As Ray passed out we all found air and regained our composure  and sat around her breathless body. "Uhhhh,-"
Out of absolutely fucking NOWHERE, THIS DUDE JUST WALKS INTO OUR ROOM AND SAYS, "Dammit, they died." and at that moment and that moment only did we notice that Syd and Zero passed out as well. Shit, they do look dead. He had bleach blonde hair, black shades and a broken pixelated record shirt with red sleeves that reached his wrists. My God, he was tall af. Like, Jesus. Oh my God, he's like like a foot taller than me. No, two.
Then Ray woke up, she looked like she had been arguing with herself, she just had the face she puts when she does that. Which, if I might add, she tends to do a lot. Surprised it hasn't frozen that way. Then, Ray spoke up.
"Guys, I think we forgot people."
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
I FORGOT MY LITTLE AND BIG SISTER.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
I grabbed the home phone from Ray's bag and called my house. Quickly, the first ring ended and I heard my 16 year old sister on the other end.
"Who is this?" She whispered.
"Sofi, I'm at the orphanage, take Isabella and run." I whispered back.
"Ok." She replied before hanging up.
I handed off the phone to Ray, who dialed I'm guessing her brother's number. "Miguel, get out of the house and run to the orphanage. This is not a joke, you need to leave." I heard her say, but not as loud as usual. She hung up quickly hung up and handed the phone off to Syd. "Hey, sis, run to the orphanage, please, I don't want you to get hurt, ok?" Her and her sister are so close. She put the phone back to Ray and she dialed a number. "Stephanie," I think that was Tori's sister. "you need to get to the orphanage, Victoria is here. Hurry, just run." She said and hung up.
"Oh, yeah hi." Ray said, looking over at the boy with shades.
"'Sup." He replied.
"Oh, just saying, their not dead." Ray said. "We were just having a laugh attack, and we passed out." Ray spoke again, nonchalantly. Almost like we did this a lot. Not saying that we don't do this everyday.
"Oh, we do this at least twice a day." Ray said, smiling at me and Syd.
"Just curious, are they mute?" Said the guy. Dammit, he shouldn't have done that. He's about to look like Zero.
"No, actually, they aren't. They just don't like to talk to strangers." Ray said, slightly more formal but still with visible composer.
"Ohhh, ok." He said, and the situation obviously got awkward. Dammit we can never carry on a conversation for more than 5 minutes.
After a few minutes of awkward silence, he went to leave but Ray reeled him back in quickly. "I have 2 questions for you." She said. "Shoot 'em at me." He replied, leaning against the doorway wall. "First, what's your name?" she questioned, "Dave." He said, in an emotionless cool kid tone. "Ok, secon-" then Ray was cut off by now named 'Dave'. "You didn't tell me any of your names." Right when he finished Zero and Tori bolted upright, panting like bull dogs who ran a 5k that hadn't walked since a year before and bend eating nothing but junk.
Dave attempted to slip out but Ray quickly reacted and grabbed his wrist. Me and Syd went to the others' aid while Dave and Ray just kinda... Stared at each other.
Zero, who hadn't noticed Dave unlike Tori just broke out bawling, curling up into a ball and sobbing. I rubbed her back like she did to me when I was upset or crying, and it was pretty soothing. Tori hugged her too, and told her that it wasn't real, I could hear her repeating the phrase, "It wasn't real,".
I felt so bad, I absolutely hate seeing her like this.
Dave was staring at us like we were weirdos (which we are) but still just stood, watching Zero cry, and cry, and cry some more. Her tears are never clear though, they are almost... a cerulean blue. Ray's sometimes look almost lime green to me too.
ALL OF THE SUDDEN MORE NEW FUCKERS. WTF EVEN LIKE MY GOD PRIVACY PLEASE. Well anyway, it was 3 unholy shits, groggy af and older than us as well. Kinda weird, you know, having random people just walk in.
Fuck this.
I'm taking a nap.
Zero's POV
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why would anyone see that in the clouds.
Why ever.
Dave's POV
Oh gog
Girl tears
Fuck
Anything but girl tears
I can't deal with that shit
John's POV
Dammit
Girls are crying
FUUUUUCK
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A/n- okie, this took forever to write. But it was worth it I hope. ^-^
Alrighty so I am planning on starting another fanfic, an alternian schoolstuck.
Coming up with name shit like a lil fucker.
And don't leave, the rest of the homestucks will come soon.
Probably gonna start like 10 books at once XD
Well
stay cool and hide under more tables
-Indigo