Once there was this earth pony she had just gotten to ponyville from the land of derplestia. This earth ponies name was herpderp so anyways herpderp pony was walking about ponyville she had heard alot about it on that TV show My little rejects so herpderp pony is walking about when she finds a bakery. She sees a obese pink pony with wrinkly balloons on her flank Pinkie? So anyways herpderp pony goes "DAMN BITCH YOU CHUNKIN'" Pinkie Pie turns around stuffing cupcakes in her mouth trying to form words but she cant due to the richness of the frosting. Herpderp pony leaves disgustedly, Pinkie pie runs after herpderp with her rolls flip floppin up and down with each step. Herpderp runs and runs and runs till she loses the fat ass. Herpderp sees a icecream truck, icecream is herpderps favorite treat however, its ran by twilight better known as "that ghetto whore" So herpderp goes up to the truck and saids " One pony special please!" but then twilight goes "YOU THINK IMMA WASTE MY HORN MAGIC TO MAKE YOU SOME DAMN ICECREAM UH NO YOU CAN HAVE SOME GRASS YOU GLORIFIED HORSE." Then twilight puts down the slider to the truck right in herpderps face. Herpderp doesn't think she likes ponyville so anyway herpderp goes over to Molestias castle where molestia is raping a pegasus. "YOU LOVE IT YOU LOVE IT SAY YOU LOVE IT!" Herpderp knocks on the door and hears shifting when Molestia opens in a robe. "DAFUCK YOU WANT?!?" She saids pulling the cigarette out her mouth blowing the smoke in herpderps face. "o hai Celestia-" Molestias pony figure turns into a red demon and in a deep manly voice she screams. "IT'S MOLESTIA BITCH" after doing so Molestia turns back into her pony form. So anyways twilight comes by the door with her hair a mess and naked. Herpderp gets a terrified look on her face as she realized what was happening SO THATS WHY TWILIGHT WAS HER FAVORITE STUDENT!
