sorry i didn't post for so long my uncle ed shat himself and we had to take him to an asylum and it took 7 years to clean out our house because his poop was sticky gooey long and square 😟😟😟
anyways here's the chapter
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"Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,,,,,m,.,.,.,.,.,.,. you're saying you want to buy this strip club from me????????????????.?.?.?.?." My head rolled over to Mr. Worldwide's feet like a bowling ball and now he didn't have any legs. No head + no legs = perfect combination 😏😏😏
"Ues will you take 10 dollars? Im rich."
"No give me lice or die!" I yell.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't have any hair..." Pitbull started crying.
"ih no im sorry i didnt notice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I dropped to my knees, which he couldn't do, because he had no legs.
"Hello, can thou direct me to the nearest bathroom?" Suddenly a sexy voice asked. I turned around.
"No, we're busy- Ohhhh hello there ;)" I said as I saw the most beautiful creature before me. He had white pearly skin and clothes so yellow that my elephant's ashes could be put to shame. He had a cute small head that could seduce any dog in a 0.1 mile radius.
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"I said, could someone direct me to a FUCKING-" A ceiling lamp fell on the poor guy.
