The Struggles of Understanding Girls

Why girls talk behind your back.

Welcome back to another episode of 'wtf' staring a now first year mechanic who decided to be a mechanic because they'd rather not socialise with women and instead be in a workshop full of a bunch of people that don't give a f*ck. That would be me.

So I was recently informed that a group of females I use to hang out with don't like me. Shocker...

This was brought up by my good mate who came over for drinks when there wasn't this lock down, she said after watching me socialise with my work mates that now she understands why the other are 'intimidated' by me. Yes I'm sorry that at parties I don't act shy and 'oops I drop something let me just bend over and pick it up' (if you know what I mean). 

If we take a step back we can see how I have inserted myself into a workshop where I'm too girly and a friends group where I'm too... masculine? Or just 'loud' as my friend put it. 

In summary girls will talk behind your back if you seem like a threat of them not getting laid that night or just have guys attention off of them. In this case I'm comfortable talking to males so it seems like a 'loud' personality to them and that means the guys aren't looking at them. Or they talk behind your back because they want someone to b*tch about, been in both of these cases, love life. 

At least this is my understanding of girls right now in my age group.

Just be a mechanic, trust me. They don't give a sh*t who you are or what you do :)