yO fucmk me, I'm now doing another story I'll probably forget about in the next 3 hours so let's just hope this actually will get read by other people smh
Anyways eNjOy ✌ (you can leave requests ion really care, btw a lot of these will be out of character 😂)
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Jeff's POV
I sighed, climbing threw the window of my next victim's house. 'Fucken Slenderdick, sending me on these damn fuckin missions imma fuckin throw these motherfuckin' hands' I thought to myself.
"Now," I looked over to the victim seeing they were up and looking at me- "oop, uh heY?"
'seriously a fuckin voice crack? fuckin w hORe' Anyways they just stared at me, blinking,, lookin like a dumb fuck.
I walked over and raised my knife "Go-"
"BItCh, I hOpe ThE fUcK yoU dO yoU bE A deAd SoN oF A biTcH I'lL tElL yoU thAt" they yelled?? grabbing my hand making me sHoOk
My eyes widened even more if that's even goddamn possible but the author said it was-
"OkI what the fUcK-" I screeched
"Well listen here buddy boo, the names [Y/N]. You fucking lay a fUcKinG FinGeR on me you'll be a dead son of a bitchy noodle eatin' lookin ass."
"Well my fucking bad dawg," I started while getting my hand away from them. "The names Jeff."
"[Y/N]" started laughing, making me give them a confused look. "I'm SoRrY all that went through my head was the fucking 'my name was jeff' video."
"Of fucking course," I sighed, "Well I gotta head out, c y a."
Then I jumped out the window