Sherek had been nominated, no, not for the hunger games (Unfortunately), for the Oscars, But not for the Category of Biggest Fucking idiot, because he'd have won it, no contest. Dhonkee Wasn't here today, where he is however is for another day.
So, the Oscars huh? Yeah, the Oscars, now shut the fuck up and enjoy this literature.
Anyway, Sherek Was Strolling down the Red Carpet Likea a total moron, thinking he's all cool and swaggity, have you seen him? he really isn't. As he got around half way, he was stopped, by a big bald man in a suit with sunglasses on.
''Stop There You Weed'' Said the Man
''FUCK ITS DA FEDZ'' Shouted Sherek As he dashed for the barrier.
as it turns out, sherek never was nominated for anything, he was lying, that kids is why you never go on a one night stand in Vegas with Sylvester Stallone, Mahatma Gahndi And Steve Aoki.
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)
