"omg salux ur so sexy" eridan said licking his lips. "lol yeah i know" salux said pinning eridans against the wall. "omg salux wtf are u doing!" erodon yelled at salux. salux cried cuz he thought he did something wrong (he did obviously) eridick and salux fought and beat each other up but then made out because thats what they do. they kissed for like 40 minutes until eridanono stood up. "lol we should have sex" he said. "yep!" salux said. they took all of their clothes off and were about to do the nasty. until... "STUPID HORSE I JUS-" eridan started singing 100 gecs. "no im leaving" salux said...the end