Aries: You called Jotaro asshole
Taurus: You told Mista that you love 4
Gemini: You insulted Josuke's hair
Cancer: You lost a game against D 'Arby
Leo: You handed over DIO
Virgo: In your nightmare???
Libra: You told Kars his blades weren't real
Scorpio: You saw five buff men on your ship
Sagittarius: An ambulance ran over you 3 times
Capricorn: Shigechi falls on you accidentally
Aquarius: DIO makes you a vampire, but you forgot that you have to hide from the sun
Pisces: A rock fall on you
