?: WHAT UP MY DUDE! How ya been the last 20 minutes?
??: Who is this and how did you get my number?
?: Haha Ned. Very funny. I gotta go. TTYL.
(3 am)
?: Ned? If I were to ask you how to fix a street light, what would you say?
??: How the every loving fuck did you break a street lamp? And why are you out at 3 am?
?: OK, you are definitely NOT Ned.
??: You got that right.
?: How do I know your not a pedophile?
??: Kid, your the one who texted me, not the other way around.
?: YOU JUST SAID KID!!! YOU KNOW THAT I'M A KID!!!! YOU PEDOPHILE!!! STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER!!!
??: OK, A) You said TTYL, only kids say that, and B) You literally just confirmed my suspisions that you're a kid.
?: So you're not a pedo?
??: No, I'm not.
?: What can I call you?
??: What can I call YOU?
?: I asked first.
??: Touché.
??: You can call me Nat or any variation of it.
?: OK Nattie, you can call me Peter.
Nattie: Nattie?
Peter: Yes, Nattie.
Nattie: OK kid, whatever you say.
Nattie: Wait, if you're a kid, how come you're out so late at night break street lamps?
Peter: Buh bye.
Nattie: Peter.
Nattie: Peter!
Nattie: PETER.
Nattie: PETER!
Nattie: Bye kid.
A/N: So! This is my first wrong number book. Fanfic. Whatever. Any way, I hope you all like it and I need at least one comment for the next update. Seriously, it can be about anything, like who's your favorite Marvel character, or something like that. I'd also like for you people reading this to recommend some Marvel fanfictions to me. I've read a lot all ready, and I can't find any more to read, which sounds kinda dumb 'cause there's like, thousands of fanfictions out there, but I want to hear from you!
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You Got The Wrong Number Kid
FanfictionA classic wrong number fanfic, but with a twist. What if Peter accidentally texted Natasha Romanoff? And what if Tony Stark had a daughter? Also, sorry Aunt May. Cuteness and hilarity ensured.
