You Got The Wrong Number Kid

YoU wHaT!!!

A/N: So, I'm bored, and I decided to update this.

The next day...

Peter: So, I just realized that I know nothing about you.

Nattie: So why are you still texting me?

Peter: 'Cause I'm bored.

Nattie: OK? Your point?

Peter: My point is, I'm going to ask you some get to know you questions.

Nattie: How do I know your not a spy?

Peter: You don't...

Nattie: Yeah you're not a spy.

Peter: Rude! Any way, what's your favorite food, color and pastime?

Nattie: Bliny, red, and mopping the floor with my victims blood. 

Peter: I'm sorry, your WHAT!?

Nattie: Never mind, forget I said that.

Peter: OK...

Peter: SHOOT!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!! TTYL!

Nattie: Bye kid.

Later that night, VERY late at night

Peter: Hey Nattie?

Nattie: Yes Peter?

Peter: If I were to tell you something that is very fatal to me, how would you react?

Nattie: I need more information than that.

Peter: So, don't get mad, but I may have accidentally stabbed myself...

Nattie: You WHAT!?

Peter: I stabbed myself, it's not that big of a deal, but how would you stitch up a 1 inch deep stab wound?

Nattie: Where do you live?

Peter: What?

Nattie: I said where do you live? I'm coming over right now and helping you with your stab wound.

Peter: It's not that big of a deal Nattie! You don't have to come over!

Nattie: Peter, you stabbed your self. That's a big deal all on it's own, but you also said that it was ONE FUCKING INCH DEEP!!! THAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE OF A BIG DEAL!!!

Peter: *Sigh* Fine. (Insert Peter's address because I'm to fucking lazy to do look it up).

Nattie: Thank you. I'll be over in about 30 minutes. 20 if I feel like speeding.

Nattie: And did you really put '*Sigh*' in?

Peter: I'm bleeding out and THAT'S WHAT YOUR FOCUSING ON!?

Nattie: Right, on my way. See you soon.

A/N: So, that just happened. Yes, Peter and Natasha will meet next chapter.

Stay safe, stay healthy, stay in school, and black lives matter!